Here is an idea I thought of when I was fussing over the fact that I might have finally hit a writer's block, but thank goodness, this came to mind. btw! Poll on profile! Do answer it!

Love Test

Disclaimer: DNON, and I don't own some of the questions asked...




She was over at his house working on a project – well she was cuddled up to him while he sat there typing words at his godly speed of 72 WPM.

She tugged on his arm when she spotted something in the Eighteen magazine she had been reading.

"Love is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection."-Wikipedia

Are you and your partner in love? Complete the following questions to find out if you and your partner are compatible.

"Sasuke-kun! Look! A love test! Let's take it!"

He spared a glance at the pink head, "Pointless…"

She wrinkled her nose at him before continuing to flip to page 16.

Many People have doubts in their relationships, new studies have found this test to result in the most accurate results when concerning your future love life.

She muttered a "spoilsport," to her dearly beloved.


Are you currently in a relationship?

Does Sasuke count?


This next portion of this test is to get to know you, answer these questions as honestly as possible for the most accurate results.

Sex: But of course, the lovely female!
Age: 17
Number of relationships before this one: Niente!
Education: Uhh...High School
Employment status: Unemployed, and probably will never have to work...Sasuke-kun is loaded!
Parent's marital status: Married and in love!

Your Partner

"Hey, you are male, aren't you?"

She met a glare. "Relax, dearie, I know you are!"

Age: 17
Number of relationships before this one:

"I have a question..." she waited for him to look up, " relationships with dolls count?" She showed him the question. He gave her a sour look and threw a pillow at her


" they don't count?"

Education:High SchoolEmployment status: unemployed
Parent's marital status: Married

How long have you been together?

That was a difficult question indeed…one that involved that called for her to pull out her handy dandy calculator.

"Sasuke-kun? How many days has it been since February 14, 2004?"

...her calculator.

He glanced at her.

"Are you taking the stupid test?"


He sighed as he continued typing, "1,461 days, would you like the hours to go with it?" he asked sarcastically not looking up from the computer.

"No," she snorted out.

1461 days and, she counted on her fingers, 9 hours.

As far as you know, have either of you been unfaithful?

Why would she need to look at another man, let alone want to be with another when she was perfectly happy with the Uchiha Sasuke. He was cute, sexy, adorable, sexy, intelligent, sexy, caring, sexy, helpful, sexy, smart, sexy, sarcastic, sexy – sure he has some faults like uhh…being too perfect?

But other than that, there was no flaw, and she had never ever drooled over another man…Leonardo DiCaprio does not count!

"Hm," she poked his side, "have you ever been unfaithful? Remember your future lays in your answer."

He turned to glare at her.

"Uhh…I'll take that as a no."

She heard him mutter, "Damn straight…" and she smiled.


How did your relationship begin?

Now that was an interesting question. Like most romances, hers had started at school, but it was quite interesting. She "accidentally" captured a detention for the both of them-and she was not going to get into how she achieved detention for two-and well as corny as it sounded, it was the start of something new.

Ahh…love for them began as juvenile delinquents.

"Sasuke-kun? Been to jail lately?"

He glared daggers, stones, hearts?

At university/college/school/home.

How well did you know each other before you started the relationship?

Well they were both friends from the beginning of time…their friendship had began in diapers-she had a picture of him in a cute Barney diaper…a picture she saved for blackmail-when their mothers set up a play date at the age of infancy. She had ended up crying the first time she saw him.

"Sasuke-kun, you were a meeny when I first met you! You made me cry when you pushed me!"

He looked over her shoulder and scoffed, "Seriously, Sakura? I do believe I was the one freaked out when you engulfed me in your chubby arms."

She blushed, "…so?"

We knew each other fairly well.

Have you said the three big words?

Uhh…ya! We have been together for four years, of course we've said it!

"I love you, Sasuke!"

"Hn." She saw corners of his mouth quirk up, and really, that was all she needed for a response.

But of course.

How quickly did you become physically intimate?

She blushed and he felt the temperature rise in her body. He looked over at her in concern and let his eyes soften a teensy-tiny bit at her blush. Smirking, he leaned over and pecked her cheek, causing her to flush even further.

Did physically intimate mean a kiss? Or the You-know-what?

Her first kiss with him was at the carnival on Valentine's Day (who knew he had a romantic bone) when he first asked her out with hesitations and stutters.

As if reading her mind he spoke, "I did not stutter."

Yes he did…maybe.

Or did it mean the other physically intimate? The one where they umm… you know.

They were sixteen, and though it was a bit over a year ago, she could remember the feelings as if it happened yesterday…the want…the love…the desire, and of course the look of his face as he kissed her one last time before taking her physically, the soft sounds his voice emitted, the feel of his sweaty chest brushing hers…she sighed.

"You're blushing."

Great. Way to kill the moment.

A bit slower than most.

Please wait for the next issue of Eighteen Magazine to come out to complete the next portion of the test.


Aannnd! Cut! This in all honesty was supposed to be a really long one shot, but it was taking forever to write, so I am going to end up making this a short story!