How come, after Kurama loses Kuronue, he decides to befriend Hiei, who is also dressed in black? Why, why is that? Well, this is a bad fanfiction, so I don't recommend reading it. But I thought an all dialogue one-shot wouldn't look to bad to add to my collection.

"What is that?"

"What is what?"


"Either be more specific or shut up."

"No Hiei, why're you wearing a headband?"

"…to keep sweat out of my eyes."

"Oh, that makes sense, little one."

"Little one?!"

"Well, yeah, I mean, you're not all that old so I assumed-"

"You should assume nothing!"


"Stupid bat."

"I am but a simple bat."

"When is Kurama arriving?"

"Oh, Kurby? He was supposed to arrive twelve minutes ago; I guess he got caught up."

"Doing what?"



"Well, Kurby's always had the…hots for you Hiei."


"Actually, I can imagine Kurby jacking off right now, screaming 'Hiei, Hiei, harder Hiei, be gentle Hiei!' for a while."


"So, you a fan?"


"You a fan, of you know me?"

"Why would I be?"

"The hat."

"What about your damn hat?"

"Well, the ladies love it, and so should you."

"No, but here's a question for you."


"Why black?"

"Oh, it suits me, and it's actually quiet slimming on me, by the way."

"That's not what I meant, Kuronue."

"Oh, really? Why do you wear it, then?"

"To hide in the night."

"At least it'd be able to take off with your teeth. And we could use that scarf for bondage on Kurama, play fox in the middle. I'll be on top and you on the bottom. But we'll have to use the cloak too, so when Kurby comes he won't ruin my…oh, hi Kurama!"