I don't own any of these characters.
(SULK)I'm sad now. I need chocolate.
Things you should never do at a Death Eater meeting
1. I will not force Voldemort and the Death Eaters to go to anger management classes
2. I will not hum a bit of the Imperial March when Voldemort talks.
3. I will not ask if Potter is still alive after one of the plans fail.
4. I will not tell them that Evil Wizards and Death Eaters are out of style and Wicked Witches and Flying Monkeys are in.
5. I will not ask Voldemort if he wants help getting laid.
6. I will not randomly laugh during the meeting.
7. I will not show them the Star Wars movies and comment on the similarities between Darth Vader and Voldemort.
8. I will not redesign the Death Eaters outfits.
9. I will not ask for the name of Voldemort's plastic surgeon because you want to sue him.
10. I will not keep commenting how Voldemort has no nose.