AN: Hey guys, I havent uploaded in awhile but ive got alot of stories needing to be finished, sittin' around on the o' laptop. So heres one, a oneshot for all the Narusaku-ians out there.
This ship hit me like a ton ofbricks back in Febuary and ship Zutara sank ( Im still on the island of zutara, dont worry) Narusaku has become my new obsession. Enjoy this one shot, and dont worry, Theirs plenty more where this came from!
" Hey Naruto"
"Naruto, Wake up"
"Naruto, its time to wake up and I need to ask you an important question"
"Am I in trouble"
"It depends on if you answer it correctly"
"I love you, credit cards in the wallet, sorry I didn't do the dishes last night, and Its your turn to make the bed…right?"
"I love you too, ill make the bed, and I have your credit card."
" Oh yeah…Why?"
"Because last time you were entrusted with the card, you bought 10 pounds of carrots, 30 cases of pickles, and, God knows why, a set of garden gnomes."
" But its was all on sale!"
"Just because its on sale doesn't mean you buy it. Remember what we went over?"
"So About that question.."
" Fire away my beautiful sakura-chan!"
" Ive been thinking. Weve been married for quite some time, 5 ½ years almost…"
" That's odd, it seems longer…OUCH Sakura-chan why'd you do that?!"
"Because you're an idiot"
"Am not, Hokage's aren't idiots!"
"Which just goes to show that there are exceptions to every rule"
" Ouch…My feelings"
"Naruto listen, we've been married almost 6 years.."
" 5 ½"
"…together for a lot longer than that, and Ive just been wondering…"
" Sakura, what is that"
"It's a yellow blanket"
"Sakura, Blankets are for babies, we don't have any…"
" Naruto get up you fell off the bed"
"Naruto get up I know your faking it"
"Naruto don't make me do it"
"Im ganna do it"
" Your asking for it…Naruto! Your drooling on the hard wood floors!"
" Do you think im capable of being a dad?"
" Oh for christ sake, of Course! I wouldn't have married you if I didn't think you weren't capable of producing perfect offspring. That fact that your fairly attractive and have a fabulous ass is only a perk."
" Yeah but what about…"
"That thing wont even come into the equation, you've learned to control it."
"And what about… "
" Your great with them, I mean, you spend at least one night a week at the orphanage making up ninja stories and telling them they happened to you"
" I wouldn't worry to much about that either, Ill take a leave from the hospital"
"That's covered too,"
"So you think…"
"That you'll make a wonderful, handsome, perfect father? Yes."
"Ill take that grin as a yes, id love too, besides its alittle too late for doubting now fox, because im already…NARUTO GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED!"
The Endof peace