RubberDucky: Bella

Mr. Awesomeness: Emmett

RosePetal: Rosalie

Confederate: Jasper

OBSESSED SHOPPER: Alice

VampireDude: Edward

RUBBERDUCKY IS ONLINE

VAMPIREDUDE IS ONLINE

OBSESSED SHOPPER IS ONLINE

VampireDude: Hello, Bella.

RubberDucky: Hi Edward! Hi Alice!

OBSESSED SHOPPER: Bella, since you're online…can I come over and give you a make-over?

RubberDucky: NO!!

OBSESSED SHOPPER: Bella, I'm hurt!

OBSESSED SHOPPER HAS LOGGED OFF

VampireDude: You really were quite rude to her.

RubberDucky: Well, she should know that I hate makeovers.

VampireDude: True.

MR.AWESOMENESS IS ONLINE

Mr. Awesomeness: Hey guys. I think Alice is going crazy.

Mr. Awesomeness: Again.

RubberDucky: EMMETT! Now that's rude.

VampireDude: What do you mean?

Mr. Awesomeness: She just drew a picture of Bella on a tree and then karate-chopped it in half.

VampireDude:…I should go.

VAMPIREDUDE HAS LOGGED OFF

MR.AWESOMENESS HAS LOGGED OFF

RubberDucky: …

RubberDucky: Now I'm all lonely!

RUBBERDUCKY HAS LOGGED OFF