RubberDucky: Bella

Mr. Awesomeness: Emmett

VampireDude: Edward

RUBBERDUCKY IS ONLINE
MR. AWESOMENESS IS ONLINE

RubberDucky: Hi, Emmett!

Mr. Awesomeness: Hi iz gr8 2 c u!

RubberDucky: Hey, what do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Emmett: wut?

RubberDucky: Brown chicka brown cow!

Emmett: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

VAMPIREDUDE IS ONLINE

VampireDude: Bella, why didn't you tell me you were online?

RubberDucky: Ummm…

Mr. Awesomeness: gtg!

MR. AWESOMENESS HAS LOGGED OFF

VampireDude: What?

RubberDucky: Emmett and I were telling jokes. You wouldn't have enjoyed them.

VampireDude: Try me.

RubberDucky: What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

VampireDude: Impossible. You can't cross animals unless they're the same species.

RubberDucky: See? I knew you wouldn't appreciate it.

VampireDude: Well, why don't we tell jokes?

RubberDucky: Um…

VampireDude: What is it, Bella?

RubberDucky: I'm sorry, it's just, you're jokes are really corny and they're all about science.

VampireDude: No, they're not! What about this one? Why couldn't the biology teacher marry the physics teacher?

RubberDucky: Why?

VampireDude: There was no chemistry! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

RubberDucky: That wasn't funny.

VampireDude: Yes it was!

RubberDucky: No, it wasn't.

VampireDude: Yes, it was!

ROSEPETAL IS ONLINE

RosePetal: Me, me me me, me me me me me.

ROSEPETAL HAS LOGGED OFF.

VampireDude: Okay…

RUBBERDUCKY HAS LOGGED OFF