a/n: I did this for the diologue challenge on SHINE.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran

WARNINGS: There aren't any really... minor twincest...

(Who's talking? Hikaru and Kaoru. Hika first)

" Why are we always the ones they send to get the snacks in the supply room?"

"I don't know?… Maybe because you always volunteer us…"

"Oh yeah…"

"…"

"…"

" It was really quite a stupid question."

"I know."

"Then why did you ask?"

"Because I couldn't think of anything else to say."

"…"

"…"

"Why do you always volunteer us?"

" I think you can figure it out yourself."

"…I really have no idea-mphf… Oh, ok I see. Because you're a big pervert who can't keep his hands off me."

"Basically…"

"…"

"What were we supposed to get?"

"More snacks."

"Right ok. This way th…en… umm… the lights turned out…"

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious. It's so dark in here that I couldn't see that…"

"I just thought I should point it out…"

"And I just thought I should point out how pointless it was for you to point it out."

"Your sarcasm hurts…"

"It was supposed to."

"Your so mean to me."

"I am not."

"You are too."

"I am n-… Forget it, I'm not getting into this."

"Why are you being so… Oh, that's right! Little Kao-kun is afraid of the dark…"

"Shut up."

"Come here. You know I don't like it when your scared…"

"I'm not sca- WHAT WAS THAT!"

"Calm down."

"Hika…"

"…"

"I said: Hika…"

"What?!"

"When I whimper your name your supposed to say something comforting."

"Oh, sorry. I was … thinking…"

"You were?!"

"Don't sound so shocked!"

"What were you thinking about."

"N-nothing!…"

"Hika…"

"It's okay, I'm here…"

"That wasn't a whimper! That was a I'm-highly-suspicious-about-the-hidden-meaning-of-your-words tone of voice!! What were you thinking about?!"

"I was thinking about you…"

"Why didn't you just say that?"

"Because…"

"You weren't thinking dirty things about me, were you?!"

"Well, I…"

"Well you what?"

"You do it to you know!"

"I do not think dirty things about myself! That would be…weird."

"I meant about me! And we are identical twins, you know. That makes it weird too!"

"So we're weird then?"

"Yes! Weird and proud of it!"

"If were so proud, why haven't we told anyone?"

"…"

"Anyway, my point was. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THE RIGHT TIME TO BE THINKING OF ME LIKE THAT?"

" Well isn't it? We're alone in a supply room… need I say more."

"You might take into account that I'm terrified of the dark!"

" So you admit it."

"Admit what?"

"That you afraid of the dark."

"Yes, I do. I'M SCARED OF THE DARK! AND DID I MENTION THAT BOTH MY TWIN AND BOYFRIEND DON'T CARE!"

"Well… it worked."

"WHAT WORKED?!"

"Stop shouting and I'll tell you."

"I CAN SHOUT WHENEVER I WANT AND FOR AS LONG AS I WANT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!"

"Fine, but I won't tell you."

"FINE!"

"…"

"What worked?"

"I got you all mad and you stopped thinking about the dark."

"Hey you're right, I did stop thinking about the …dark… that's all around us…blinding me…hiding from me all the things that lie in the shadow… cutting me off from-"

"Kao, shut up. I'll make you feel better…"

"…"

"There, you still scared?"

"…"

"Speak up, they can't hear you shaking your head. Are you still scared?"

"No…"

"Good."

"Hika…"

"What?"

"I'm thinking about the dark again-mphf"

"…"

"…"

"Better?"

"…"

"Again with the nodding…"

"Shut up and hold me…"

"…"

"The lights are back on!!"

"We better get out of here before Tamaki comes looking for u-"

"MY SONS! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! DADDY WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU TWO LEFT HERE ALONE IN THE DARK!!"

"Too late…"

a/n: So there it is! I think it's kinda funny. I'm not sure I like the title. In fact, I'm positive I don't. Let me know what you think! :) Love my reviews!