Damn it Potter

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(Author's note: this drabble is exactly one hundred words long if you count in the title and end, but not the disclaimer above or this note. I wanted to see if I could write one that short and I did - Yay!)

Damn it Potter!

By Alison Venugoban

Their teeth clashed together painfully.

"Ow! Damn it Potter!"

"Okay, let's just try that one again…Merlin, that nose of yours really gets in the bloody way!"

"Well I didn't ask you to kiss me. If you don't like it, go elsewhere."

"It's not like I've got any choice in the matter – I'd just as soon be snogging Ginny!"

"I'd rather you did."

"Oh stop your whining! J.K.R's finally given in to all the fangirls and Snarry shippers out there and made us canon. So shut up and kiss me, you Greasy Git!"

The End.