Randomness with the Cullens

Randomness with the Cullens

Chapter 1 cheese and tomatoes

Calculus

Bella

Edward

Alice

Jasper

Eddie Eddie! Guess what I just figured out

What?

I was sitting at my desk today chewing bubble gum it was grape. Grape is awesome did you know it's purple.

Yes love. You know one day you're going to get in trouble in class.

God Eddie way to be a spoil-tomato!

You mean sport

No tomato it's a funny word.

Ok… anyway what happen while you were chewing gum?

I just realized that i'm going out with here's the part where it gets awkward.

Continue

I just realized i'm going out with a vampire.

Um yes Bella we established that a year ago. I'm one too, remember.

Um wow I did not see that one coming. I thought I had just figured out something awesome.

What's up peeps?

Nothing what you been doing

You know stuff

Awkward.

Cheese and cats named Kelly.

Everyone but Bella: what??

I have a cat that eats cheese and its name is Kelly BTW has anyone seen my dog

You have a dog?

Oh yea Eddie got me one for Christmas

Really?

NO! I mean Jacob

Oh the pup…

Eddie-kinz

Bella, I let you call me Eddie and Eddie-poo when I'm in a good mood must you add a kinz

Daw-ish Eddy-Weddy

Bella…

Eddie…

Ali…

Jazzy hands

What?

IDK

Let's go to the mall and buy pretzels

Alice, hunny, you don't eat pretzels

Really since when?

Um always

Stop stealing the paper I want to talk about cheese

Cheese?

Yes, cheese

What about cheese?

IDK? Eddie what's cheese

Um food

Oh well tomatoes

-Alice giggles out loud-

-The whole class turns and stares-

"Mrs. Cullen, would you like to tell us what the square root or 7,553 is"

"Um…tomatoes"