Dear Mr. Mario:

It has come to our attention that you re gaining lots of popularity and fame due to such great games like Mario Party 8, Mario Party DS, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games, Mario Super Sluggers, Super Paper Mario, the rereleases of Super Mario Brothers 1 and 2 on the VC (as well as Super Mario World, Super Mario 64, and Mario Kart 64), Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Mario Strikers Charged, Mario Kart Wii, and of course, your highest claim to fame yet, Super Mario Sunshine. We would be pleasantly interested to know what you currently have plans for at the moment.

Sighed, Nintendo.


To Nintendo:

Oh-a, well, I have decided to, umm, make-a my own-a website-a, and... that's-a it. I sorta moved away from the Mushroom Kingdom to relocate in the Mushroom Meadows (which is-a to the east of Toad Town), and so far, things-a have been better for me here than in Toad Town. I'm already a big hit with the few residents that live here, and there's scarcely five houses. I know I've seen much larger settlements, but this-a is what I can live with. Some peace and-a quiet from Toad Town, yet having the same friendliness as the grand capital of the Mushroom Kingdom. And-a I have plenty of new friends-a that I would like you folks-a in Japan to see! Please-a reply soon, and tell Miyamato-san that-a he's always welcome to-a visit!

From, Mario


Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus Presents...

Mario: The Many Adventures of Super Mario

Featuring Mario and his colorfully stupid cast of characters:


'Super' Mario Mario (simply known as Mario)

Yahoo! Hello, ladies and-a gentlemen. It's-a me, Mario! You folks-a all know me well, and, I have to-a say, I love the lot of you for enjoying every single minute of me! I-a never thought I would have millions of people who would recognize and like me! ...A-herm, too much-a boosting on part of my ego. Anyway, I've got a lot of things to show you, such as how life is-a going for me! Though I can't wait to show you the other inhabitants of this pleasant village I live in the Mushroom Meadows... one that I engraved my great-a name in... Great Mariotain! It doesn't sound much like a true nation, but-a hey, I'm Super Mario, I can do anything that seems physically and psychotically impossible! Anyway, I've done enough jabbering-a. I'll let the other civilians tell themselves. Wahoo!

Kevin K. Koopa (also known as Kevin)

Hi... I'm Kevin K. Koopa, but mostly everyone here calls me Kevin, or just Kev. I'm not much, but I'm a little... shy, if you can get me. I don't really like to do any sports that seems out of place. I'm more of the type of guy who likes things laid back and calm... and... uhhh... well, would you look at the time? Gotta run!"

Golly G. Goomba (aka Golly)

Hiya! I'm Golly G. Goomba. I'm just a happy, little mushroom girl who's happy with life! Yeah, I may be too full of sugar, but I just LOVE everyone! I mean, Mario's so cool, and he's hawt... oops, I wasn't suppose to say that! Teehee! Whenever there's a special date, I would ALWAYS accept it, except... I can get a little crazy, if you know what I mean. Teeheehee!

Billithan B. Bo-Bomb The Third (aka Billy)

Hi. I'm Billy B. Bo-Bomb. My real name insists that I'm the grandson of the first Billithan, being the son of the second Billithan. So I'm the third Billithan, and given that if I ever had a Bo-Bomb child of my own, given that he's male, of course, he'll be Billithan the Fourth. But anyway, with that out of the way... I love food. I love it. Pizza, pasta, steak, brownies, cupcakes, garbage remnants... whatever it is, if it's in my sights, I'll gobble it down like no tomorrow. That, and I'm the second fastest runner in the whole town - err, I mean, village. Yeah... Don't be giving me those looks, now.

Birdo "Catherine" Birdosaurus (aka Birdo)

Hi, everyone. I'm Birdo, and I'm sure you all know me, right? I sort of broke up with Yoshi, since me and him got into a fight. And then I went on a date with Bowser... it ended unpleasant. I don't want to go into details, but anyway, I decided to follow Mario here, and... well, it's been great. The three regulars are great, and it's nice to see Dr. Hoshi again after a long, long time. Anyway, I watch over the village, being the motherly watcher of the place. Luckily, my egg-spitting skills come in handy if things go out of hand, and luckily, Mario knows the price of punishment if anyone in the village dare participates in a crime... but other than that, I'm just your friendly, neighborhood, motherly watcher. Hmmhmmhmmhmm...

Doctor Harryhausen Howard Hoshi (aka Dr. Hoshi)

Well, well, well. It's been quite a long while, eh ladies and gentlemen. Yet again, it is I, Dr. Hoshi, in all of my intelligent glory! Although I may not really appear in old Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus's fanfiction anymore (due to the point that he finally understood what fanfiction actually was and started using real characters), I'm here in Great Mariotain, living my life well and keeping the entire village at peace, indulging everyone with common sense and great knowledge. I also have a nice little lab that I specifically designed myself. You all should take a look into it sometime. Oh, time's up already. So long, folks, and I sincerely hope that you enjoy the lives of myself and the others, Mario included (even though for his own good he sometimes boasts too much...)!

Waluigi

Wah. I don't even like Mario. I hate him and his dopey pallet swap of a brother. Now where's my Motor Oil company... or my taco stand and bridal boutique, for that matter...?

Bowser Junior

Oh, Mario. He's that idiot human with the red and blue clothes that happens to be a plumber. Or he says he's a plumber, I can't tell with every friggin' thing he does.

Dry Bowser

My indifference to Mario means that I don't have to put up with whatever nonsense he does. I'll only get in the way... if he gets in my way. ...and that didn't come out right.

King Bowser Koopa

Why am I even here? I hate Mario! ...usually.

Toadette

Oh, Mario... he's such a cutie! I wish I had him for a boyfriend... he's so much better than Toad...

Toad

Oh, I forgot to tell Mario that the princess is in another castle again! D'oh I Missed!

Toadsworth

I am most concerned with how Mario does his certain business... but I can't reject spending some quality time with him. He knows his world politics, after all!

Petey Piranha

Mario's a great guy to mess around with. he knows how to fill me up right.

Donkey Kong

I think Mario left my banana stash in his house. I should go and get it. Me and Mario, we got way back.