Request: Lu Bu x Lu Xun - "I heard you have same surname as mine, what country you from Brother!"
Warnings: Implied shenanigans
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Lu Xun quashed the screaming panic in his mind and put on the best polite smile he could. "You're mistaken, Fengxian, it's not the same character–nor even the same pronunciation, but this blasted barbarian moonspeak curse Orochi has laid on us makes the distinction difficult–"
Lu Bu just smirked in a most alarming manner and put his hand on the young scholar's shoulder, silencing him. "It's called 'pretext', Boyan. I'm more than aware that we aren't related. But now that I have your attention, let's have a drink and talk."
Lu Xun gulped, wondering if it would be better for him in the long run to accept or refuse.