Disclaimer – I don't own Harry Potter, nor the song this is parodied off of! Please enjoy! The song that this is paroding is the 'Trolly Song', from the movie Meet Me in St. Louis.


Bang Bang!

Bang, bang, bang
Went the Nightbus
Ting, ting, ting
Went the chairs
Thump, thump, thump
Went my heartstrings
As we hurried
Towards Diagon Ally

Crash, crash, crash
Went the bumper
Ding, ding, ding
Went the sidewalk
Boing, boing, boing
Went my eyeballs
As we creamed
To yet another stop

The night was dark
The air was dence
The smell of smoggy air
Fade me faint forward hence
I tried to yell
But couldn't understand
In fact, I felt so bad
I couldn't even stand

Gab, gab, gab
Went the shrunken head
Time to get off blokes
And head out
All you major slowpokes

As I got off
At Diagon Alley
As I got off
At the stinky pub.

With my worn out clothed
And my Dudley broken glasses
My hair a huge mess as always
I want to lose a vomit
For a good old hour
As my heart stops storming

No sign of any of my friends
With his bright red hair
And her beaver like teeth

I start to groan aloud
How did I get
This bloody hell of a mess.

Bang, bang, bang
Went the Nightbus
Ting, ting, ting
Went the chairs
Thump, thump, thump
Went my heartstrings
As we hurried
Towards Diagon Ally