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1. He dances around his office in just his underclothes...
14-year-old Harry Potter couldn't believe his eyes when he walked into Albus Dumbledore's office. The silver haired headmaster was dancing around his office, wearing nothing but a thick pair of woolen socks, a white undershirt and some stripped boxers. To make matters worse, he was singing into his wand like it was a microphone.
"It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!"
"Umm sir?" Harry said, making his presence known.
"Harry…"Dumbledore said, his face turning red, then he looked down at his apparel. "Woops." He tapped his wand twice on his chest and robes appeared.
"I could come back later if you want sir." Harry said, avoiding Dumbledore's gaze.
"Please." "Oh and you won't tell anyone about this right?" Dumbledore asked.
"Of course not." Harry said, exiting the room as quickly as he could.
When Dumbledore heard the door close, he resumed his activity.