JUST A SHOT CHAPER THIS TIME BUT BIG STUFF HAPPENS!

There was a phone call and Ls phone rang.

"Hello my name is Brian Superman is this L?"

"WHY YES IT IS!" screamed L into the phone.

"You may have already won a trip to florida for three!"

"OMG THAT IS SOOOOO SWEET!" L bellowed "I WILL TAKE WATARI WHO IS LIKE MY DAD ONLY HES NOT ALSO LIGHT WHO AM F-CKING!"

"All we ned to know is your real name!" said the Brain.

"Well if you say so! My real name is Lind L Taylor... hey wait a minute! This is atrick! Im not telling you my reel name cos you will Death Note me and stuff!"

"Dam hes on me!" Dark bellowed and hanged up.

"Let me try said Night"

They got on the tube back to the town where L was.

The doorbell said "ding dong!"

"I will get it" L said as he skiped all dainty to the door. Night was there and she was all naked.

"I will sex with you if you tell me your real name." She spoke all sexy style.

"Sorry but im gay" and slammed the door in her face.

So Night cut her hair and took off her lipstick and got a tattoo that said "IM A DUDE"

"Hello you sexy man" said L and let her in cos she was naked and looked like a guy.

They went across the apartment which was full of old candies and foods and candies and stuff that L had eated fast over the years but forgotted and made the place all sticky. On the floor was a life note so she grabbed it and stuffed it her bra.

They gay sexed for ages and ages then L told her his real name only it wasn't cos he was smart and gived her a fake so she couldn't kill him which is why he's like the smartest dude in America.

So her plan failed and then it was Nears turn but noone cares about him and it was something lame about magic robots or something so lets not talk about that

Dark was all pissed off cos his anti life note was useless.

"F-CK!" he screamed so loud that a church blew up. "NOW HOW CAN I KILL THE DUDE?!"

"WAIT!" he thought. "IM THE SECOND SMARTEST DUDE IN AMERICA! I CAN MAKE...... A PALN!"

So he planed all night and even stoped sexing with rock stars like hanna montanah so he could do more planing.

The next day he had a plan!

"I WILL STEAL HIS LIFE NOTE AND THEN USE MY ROYAL DEATH NOTE!" was his plan.

"I did it like 35 minutes ago" repled Night getting it out of her bra. Dark got all pissy cos he was now not the second smartest dude in America and night wasn't even a dude even though she had a tattoo that said she did cos that tattoo was just a lie ment to trick L not something true or something!!!!!.

Dark got his royal death note and wrote "L dies right now or my name isn't DARK YAGAMI!"

Then L died.

"You kiiiiiiiled me!" said Ls ghost sadly. Everyone was sad except for the dudes that hated L which was lamost everyone so i should have said noone was sad which was true and there were big parties on the streets.

Without L Dark and light and misa and also yotsuba and night and that x-kira dude no ones heard of were able to go all Kira and kill loads of evil dudes.

THEN ONE DAY!!! :0 :0 :0 :O

Dark was out on his yot on the sea. It was a big yot and had a sail and Dark was wearing a sailer hat cos it made him more of a sailer and he was the captain.

He did a Titanic thing on the front with Naomi was thought she was flying cos shes a bit dum.

Suddenly there was a bubble. A notebook floated to the top. Dark jumped in and found it! It was a Talk to Dead Dudes Note and it worked a bit like msn or something.

Dark opened it. He saw someone had writed "hi im dead a/s/l" in blood

He wrote back "17/m/my yot. a/s/l?"

"26/m/dead"

Dark ponderated for a minute. He new a certain dude like that (and that dude was L).But who was it?

"r u l lol?"

"yep"

"wtf"

"you killlllllllled me and now i can my revenge!"

WOT A F-CKIN TWIST! SAY TURNED FOR MY NEXT CHAPER "THE HAUNTING OF DRAK YAGAMI!" IT WILL BE SWWWEEEEET!" L IS GONNA BE A GHOST AND HES GONNA BE HAUNTING SHIT ITLL BE SO SWEET SO READ IT BUT NOT YET COS IT DOESNT EXIST YET EXCEPT IF IT DOES LOL!