I AM BACK! Okay, so here's the info in order. First I was sick and confined to my bed for these past 4 months. I didn't even go to school. The only places I went were the bathroom, and my room. Then I had to start at my new school, since we moved. This past week WAS my vacation, and I wanted to update, but our Internet modem died Monday, and we didn't get a new one until Wednesday. Thursday was spent getting ready for surgery, Friday was my surgery, and Saturday was spent resting, but I threw up again, so I had to go to bed.
The Kain/Aido lemon will be a seperate story I've decided, so THIS WILL BE THE LAST CHAPTER, but I'm starting the sequels for this story, and my other story very soon, since I'm getting better. THE CONTEST IS CLOSED! If you won you'll be told at the end of this story.
Also I need a beta. If anyone's interested tell me okay? ON WITH THE FINALE!
Disclaimer: I don't own jack. Well, except the plot and my oc's.
He was going to die. Well, no. Technically Kuran was going to die, because Zero was going to kill the pureblood. He was pregnant. PREGNANT! Kaname had just happened to forget to tell Zero that submissive vampire males could become pregnant once they were mated. Zero stepped out of his bedroom, only to hear Aido screech "Pregnant?!" from his room down the hall. Zero smirked as he headed down the stairs. Looks like Kaname was going to have some company while he slept on the couch. Going into the library, he found Kaname sitting at a desk filling out paperwork.
"OW!" Kaname rubbed his head, and picked up the stick-like thing that Zero had just thrown at his head. Seeing a happy face on it he looked at Zero for an explanation.
"Read the directions on the back idiot." Zero growled out. Flipping the stick over he saw the label for 'Clearblue Prregnancy Test.' He dropped the test on the desk and looked up.
"...Don't you have to pee on these to get them work?"
"...I see..." Kaname got up from the desk and headed to the door.
"Where are you going?!"
"Well seeing as you just threw a pee soaked stick at my head, and I touched it with my hands, I'm going to go take a shower." Zero fumed for a bit before smacking Kaname on the back of the head.
"What was that for?!"
"FOR GETTING ME PREGNANT!"
"You're pregnant?!" Zero's eye twitched.
"No. I just go around throwing pee soaked sticks at people" Kaname rolled his eyes.
"With your temper, I wouldn't be surprised." Kaname muttered under his breath. Zero snapped.
"What was that?!" Kaname chuckled nervously.
"Nothing, nothing." A pregnant Zero was a deadly Zero. He would have to remember that. Ichiru walked into the room with a grin on his face.
"I heard shouting. Trouble in paradise?" Kaname sighed.
"No. Zero's just pregnant." There was a silence for a good ten minutes. Then Ichiru burst out laughing. Zero smacked Kaname again.
"What did I do now?!"
"Just pregnant? JUST PREGNANT?! I'm a GUY! And NO ONE asked you to tell him ANYTHING!"
"I don't see what's wrong with him knowing. He's your brother after all." Zero just pointed at his twin, who was struggling to breathe from his position on the floor. Yuuki walked in next.
"What's going on?"
"Kuran knocked-up my brother!" Ichiru called out from the floor. Zero kicked him in the stomach. Yuuki chuckled nervously.
"Well on the bright side, you're not alone Zero. Aido-San is pregnant too." Zero's eye twitched again.
"It's better news for Kaname. He'll have a friend with him while he sleeps on the couch." Zero walked out of the room. Kaname's head snapped up, and he followed Zero out of the room.
"Don't you think that's a little bit much Zero?" Yuuki heard Zero scream out "No!" from down the hall. She sighed, and helped Ichiru get off the floor.
"Maybe Kain-San will have a better time dealing with Aido-San..."
With Kain and Aido
Kain ducked as another vase was thrown at him.
"Hanabusa, it's fine."
"IT IS NOT FINE! I'M PREGNANT!" Running out of things to throw, Aido locked himself in the bathroom. Kain sighed, and went to knock on the bathroom door.
"Hanabusa, I don't see why you're upset. With some training, you'll be a great parent." Picking the lock, he went inside to see Aido sitting in the corner of the room.
"I'll be FAT!" Aido screamed. Kain sweat-dropped.
"That's what you're worried about?" Aido glared.
"Of course you don't have to worry. You'renot competing with Ruka for yourself!" Kain sighed again, and went to hug Aido.
"It's fine. Ruka's nowhere near here, and I don't like her like that." Aido nodded, and started moving closer before he froze. Kain looked down to see Aido's eye twitching, as he glared up at Kain.
"...Did you just call me a bad parent?" Kain paled.
"No! Of course not!"
"You did! You said that I needed training. Kain froze. Crap. Aido stood up, and walked out the bathroom, with Kain following behind him.
"Hanabusa, I didn't..."
"COUCH!" Aido screamed.
Later that night
Kaname's eye twitched as he tried to become comfortable on one of the couches. Kain was on the couch on the other side of the room. Zero and Aido had refused to change their minds. They even made sure that neither male could sleep in the guest rooms. The two sighed simultaneously. This was going to be a long nine months.
Hehehe. I feel bad for them. Couches hurt. I've slept on them during sleepovers. To the THANKIES! Author Alert: Abyssinian Rose, Vaporwatergirl, vixen fire, and Yuki the Ryuujin No Miko! Favorite Author: vixen fire! Favorite Story: chocoxlat., ElvinaPotter, hime143, LoveOfMyLifeIs., ScarredButterflyWings, Supernaturallvr, and vixen fire! Story Alert: ashuraochan, blackeyesnick, chocoxlat., ElvinaPotter, hwangpah, LoveOfMyLifeIs., Oceanmegami, Sin Angel, Supernaturallvr, Vaporwatergirl, vixen fire, and zeair! REVIEWS!
Rei-chan94: Hehehe! I do love the song, and Kaname is perverted! Here's the last chapter!
fanfictionmaniac: I'M SORRY! There's an explanation at the top. I'm glad that you like it though!
46 anime luvr: Yes the butterfly is a symbol for Zero turning into a pureblood. Thank you, I wasn't sure if the lemon was good. And you've won the contest. I'm 16, And I'll do the Yu Yu Hakusho one, since I'm already doing stories for other people in your other choices. And I don't think that you're old until you give up any form of animation whatsoever. I'm glad that you think of me as a friend! I'd love to be your friend! You can't have enough!
Kay: It's okay. Review if you can. Sorry that the lemon was short. I was dead tired, and I had to go to bed because it was a school night, and it was 3 in the morning. You have won the contest. I'm 16. I'm glad you liked the chapter, though!
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vampirelover: Here's an update! The reason for me not updating is at the top. And yes, Zero's pregnant.
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Pawn Fuuki -ItaFearMe-: Hehe. Have you heard the word 'sexellent'? I burst out laughing when I heard it. I'm glad you liked the chapter, but YOU MUST LIVE! You have to read the sequel!
missterss elis: You were in the age range, so you've won! I'm 16. I'm sorry that I've taken so long. The reason's at the top.
Ash4ever: NO! You went over the limit. It was 14-18. You guessed 20. I'm 16. I'm doing a Kain/Aido story soon though, so you've won in a sense!