Bowser and Charizard in Lingo

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Hmmmhmmmhmmm... mwa ha ha... you didn't expect THIS, did you!? It's a new Super Smash brothers fanfic from me after... well... a long time! Yeah, just to fill you all in, I still hate, hate, HATE Super Smash Brothers, but the reason I'm writing this is because I still love the idea of Bowser and Charizard being paired together. And plus, it gives me bright ideas I could use for my other mario fanfics, or use ideas from such Mario fanfics that I could probably not fit in there. Anyway, I have nothing else to comment, ladies and gentlemen, so just sit back, relax, read, and enjoy!

Disclaimer: (sighs) The moment we permanently leave this section, the happier I will be with my life being stuck to Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus. Only time can tell... (sighs; clears throat) Bowser, Charizard, and everything else in the story belong rightfully to Nintendo.


Bowser and Charizard were both hiding under a cardboard box in the middle of a tropical rain forest, hiding from the heavy rainstorm that was still occurring. As the thunder boomed loudly and as the wind picked up more, causing some trees to fall down to the ground, the reptilian duo were busy with their Nintendo DS handhelds.

"Darn it! How can you beat me with Waluigi in the B Dasher when I have Dry Bones and the Dry Bomber!?" Charizard shouted back in disbelief, a bit discouraged that he was being beaten by Bowser.

Bowser chuckled, only patting Charizard on the back. "Oh ho, Charizard. You will get better in no due time, don't worry." A pause. "Erm..."

Silence. The two reptiles looked at each other both confused.

"Wait... why are we in a rain forest, exactly? And inside a cardboard box?" Charizard asked, confused as he scratched his head.

Bowser blinked, looking forward as he remained silent, turning off his green-and-orange colored Nintendo DS.

"You have a point," Bowser commented as he rubbed his chin, blinking as he looked up. "Why are we in a cardboard box...?"

More silence. Bowser and Charizard glanced at each other, and then smirked. Charizard placed away his red-and-orange Nintendo DS as he snapped his fingers.

"I'll be the Astronaut from Deep Space Forty Eight!" Charizard exclaimed as he placed an empty pot on his head, smacking it with a metal spoon.

Bowser laughed with giddy, placing a mop on his head as he saluted. "Hail! I shall be the cruel dictator of all brooms... Prime Minster George H. Mopstruck!" He laughed his head off as he and Charizard enjoyed some of their imagination in the cardboard box...

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Ha, you really thought that was it, didn't you? Fool.

ZAP!!! A powerful, bluish lightning bolt struck the cardboard box, zapping it, as well as Bowser and Charizard. The lightning bolt then phased out, and the cardboard box then bursted into bright, red-orange-and-yellow flames, causing Bowser and Charizard to flee for their lives as they left their former shelter behind.

Bowser and Charizard in... Lingo