Rosa's Why Challenge-Only borrowed JE's characters. Wish I owned them!

You Have to Tell Me Why-Jersey Girl in Oxford (Sue)

Stephanie finally had enough. She drove to Rite Aid. The store only had a few customers. She walked to the back of the store carefully making sure that she was alone. The pharmacist looked up and acknowledged her presence. She walked over to the privacy area and motioned him over.

"Can I help you?" he asked her professionally.

"Yes, I need to get some cyanide," she whispered looking over her shoulder. The pharmacist's jaw practically hit the counter.

"Cyanide! That's against the law. I can't give you any cyanide." The pharmacist was aghast. This woman had the look of defeat and desperation. "You have to tell my why. Why do you need cyanide?" He was afraid that she was trying to hurt herself. The woman shrugged.

"Okay…I want to give it to my boyfriend. I've had it with him cheating on me. He's humiliated me for the last time," Stephanie explained.

"I can't give you cyanide. I could lose my license. I could go to jail. You can't kill your boyfriend. I can't believe you are even asking me for cyanide!" the pharmacist ranted. Stephanie pulled out a photo and handed to the pharmacist. It was a picture of his new wife, the former Terri Gillman, and Trenton cop Joe Morelli having sex.

He looked up at her and said, "Well that's different. Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"

Okay….I couldn't help it. TT's Bright Idea made me laugh so hard. This joke had come to mind and I just had to do it. It fit this challenge so I went for it.