Setsuna gently laid Feldt onto the bed. She shivered as her bare flesh met the sheets. Her head was spinning and her heart was pounding as she gazed into the gentle eyes above her.
"Setsuna…" She whispered.
"Feldt…" He whispered back. He took the girl's trembling hand into his and gave it a soft squeeze. "Are you ready?"
"Could…" She glanced away when she caught a glimpse of his naked chest. "Could you turn off the light?"
Setsuna nodded and walked over to the light switch. He flicked it off and returned to the bed…
"Keep it PG, Miss Sumeragi!" Lockon exclaimed.
"Eh? Why?" The older woman pouted. "Kids these days know all about this stuff! It's not rare for people their age to have some experience. Heck, it's almost expected!"
"Do you honestly think those two could get to that point so quickly?" Lockon sighed. "I'd hate to think what you were like at their age…"
Sumeragi just took a sip of beer.
"If you ask me…" Ian chimed in. "I don't think she's that far off. It would probably go like this..."
Feldt gasped in surprise. "It's… It's so big!" She hesitantly reached out and touched it. "It's so long and hard… It'll never fit!"
"What are you talking about?" Setsuna asked. "Of course it will. It might hurt a bit, but if you push hard enough it'll go in."
"If… If you say so…" But Feldt still had doubts.
"I'm going to start." Setsuna said. "Are you ready?"
Feldt nodded. "I guess so…"
"I'm putting it in…" Setsuna let out an almost inaudible grunt as he pushed. Feldt let out a yelp.
"It's… it's really going in…" She gasped. Sweat began to run down Setsuna's face.
"Almost all the way in…" He muttered.
With one last mighty push, Setsuna got the screw into Exia's armoured plating.
"You did it!" Feldt said joyously.
"Yeah." Setsuna wiped his forehead. "Thanks for helping me with the maintenance."
"… That punch line is so out dated!" Lockon shouted. "You really are an old man!"
"Oh come on!" Ian shot back. "It's a classic! You youngsters should learn to appreciate them!"
Lockon put his hand over his face and sighed. "… You lack a sense of adventure!" He suddenly proclaimed. "It should go something like this!"
A pair of stereotypical gangsters surrounded the girl tied to the chair. They were in the middle of an abandoned warehouse. A single ceiling light illuminated the structure.
"We sure got us a real cutie, don't we?" Gangster A licked his lips.
"I can't wait to have some fun with her!" Gangster B agreed.
"Lay a hand on me and you'll be sorry!" Feldt exclaimed. The gangsters laughed.
"Ha! You act like some one will save you!" Gangster A grinned.
"Even if some one did come, we'll just pump them full of lead!" Gangster B withdrew a gun and cocked it.
Feldt struggled against her restraints. She had to do her best, for surely he would soon come to save her!
Just then, the light went dark!
"What the?" Gangster A cried. "Turn that light back on!"
Gangster B went over to the light switch and flicked it. The light went back on. "Faulty wiring?" He wondered out loud. He turned back to his partner, but the other man had a terrified look on his face. Gangster B looked at him quizzically for a moment before following his gaze. Gangster B turned around and saw a figure standing behind him!
Before Gangster B could use his gun, the figure lashed out! Gangster B felt a fist strike his gut with such force that he spat out some bile. He fell to his knees, allowing the figure to knee him in the head. Gangster B went flying into a stack of empty boxes. He didn't get back up.
Gangster A stood frozen with fear. Feldt's face beamed with happiness.
The figure ran forward and landed a solid blow on Gangster A's face. A loud 'crunch' signified the breaking of his nose. He collapsed to the ground and rolled around in agony as he clutched his face.
The figure walked over to Feldt and undid her bonds. He then picked her up and carried her bride style.
"I knew you'd come!" She sighed happily.
"Of course." Setsuna said back. "I'd never let anyone hurt you."
As Setsuna made his way over to the exit, Gangster A managed to quell the pain long enough to ask one question.
"WHO ARE YOU?"
Setsuna looked back and answered.
"That wasn't too bad." Christina nodded. "But how often would that have the chance to happen?"
"Well then, what do you think?" Lockon asked.
"Hm…" Christina pondered.
Feldt slowly pulled back the curtain of the changing room. She kept her gaze on the floor while she fiddled with the hem of the frilly pink dress she was wearing.
"So… How do I look?" She asked.
"You look adorable." Setsuna said. "You're making me fall for you all over again!"
Though he said that, Setsuna couldn't actually see her, as all the boxes he was carrying obscured his vision.
"And that's the ideal romantic situation!" Christina finished.
"… Well, that certainly sounds like something you'd say…" Lichty muttered.
"Oh yeah?" Christina huffed. "Well, what do you think then?"
"Well…" Lichty started.
"Um… Setsuna…" Feldt said shyly, her face tinged pink. She toyed with a cloth bound box behind her back. "Um… if… if you don't mind… could we eat lunch together?"
"I don't mind." Setsuna replied.
"Actually…" Feldt produced the box from behind her back. "I made this… I was thinking we could share it…"
"Sure." He said. They found a place to sit and Feldt opened the box. Inside were various things such as omelettes, rice, and wieners in the shape of octopi. Setsuna broke his chopsticks. "Thanks for the meal." He picked up an omelette and popped it into his mouth.
"… How is it?" Feldt asked, eagerly awaiting his answer. Setsuna swallowed.
"It's good." He said. Feldt let out a sigh of relief. Setsuna then noticed that her hands were covered in bandages. "Was this your first time cooking?"
"Ah… um… well… yes…" She admitted. "I was worried I wouldn't be any good…"
"You did a good job." Setsuna said, eating one of the wieners.
"Maybe… I could cook you dinner tonight too…" She asked bashfully.
"… I'd like that." Setsuna replied. Feldt closed her eyes and collected her courage. She grabbed her chop sticks, broke them, picked up an omelette and held it out to Setsuna.
"Moeeee…" Lichty giggled, drool dripping from the corner of his mouth.
"… Disgusting…" Christina jerked back.
"You have no idea what a true man's romance is." Lasse said.
The Exia pointed its GN sword at its foe. Setsuna gripped the controls tightly.
"Today, we'll end this!" He declared. "I'll defeat you and win her heart! I'll take her away from you! Prepare yourself, Lockon Stratos!"
"Oi! Why am I the romantic rival?" Lockon demanded. "Do I look like a pedophile to you?"
"Um…" Allelujah spoke up. "What about something like this?"
As the Sun began to sink into the ocean, Setsuna and Feldt walked side by side along the beach. No words passed between them, only the gentle sea breeze.
Feldt glanced at the boy's hand, which was gingerly dangling at his side. Her fingers softly brushed against it. His hand jerked away slightly, but it soon relaxed and Feldt slipped her hand into his…
"… Too boring!" The others said in unison.
"Oh… Sorry…" Allelujah shrunk away, muttering something like "whose eyes are those?" The rest of the crew began arguing about which of their ideas was right.
Off in the corner, Tieria couldn't help but wonder what the hell Veda was thinking.
This was basically me trying to be funny. Results may vary. Gave me a chance to write the other members of Celestial Being, while also putting Setsuna and Feldt into situations that would never happen (for the most part).
If you don't get what Allelujah was muttering, go watch Chaos;Head now.
I'm really happy with how well recieved my fics have been. A lot of people are adding it to their favourite stories. I'm glad I've successfully spread my love of this pairing to others. While +Favourites are good and all, what I'd really like is more reviews. I like hearing first hand what others thought of my stories. You can also feel free to pitch me ideas for future stories. I'd happily take them into consideration.
Once again, thanks for all the support.