First update in quite a while. This will be sporadic as I'm focusing on my studies (lol) and the other fanfiction I'm doing.

Artemis frowned.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

He gave in, and typed his name into Google, curious to see what Foaly had been talking about.

Results: 1-10 of about 1,120,000 for artemis fowl

horseboy77: it's the 3rd page, 7th down

TheboyTheGenius: What exactly is this, anyway?

horseboy77: lol

horseboy77: you'll see

Artemis shook his head, and clicked the appropriate link. He stared at what came up - Faulty Suits and Primate Poo - then scrolled down quickly. He continued to stare.

TheboyTheGenius: ...

horseboy77: you found it then

Pressing Alt-Tab to switch back to the webpage, his fingers flew over the fingerboard, writing a scathing review to the author and finishing off by sending a minor virus to StBu's email address.

horseboy77: did you actually do that, btw?

TheboyTheGenius: No.

horseboy77: are you sure? XD

TheboyTheGenius is offline and may not have received your message.

StBu owns Faulty Suits and Primate Poo, which is a mature fanfiction, so don't read it unless you're 15 or above. It's pretty good, though. (I'm 16, so don't look at me like that!)