YOU GUYS are TOO cool 5556 hits!
ATTENTION! IF YOU IN FACT ENJOYED OR ARE ENJOYING BREAKING DAWN, I IMPLORE YOU TO NOW CLICK THE BACK BUTTON! I DON'T WISH TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS AND FROM THE REVIEW(S) I'VE RECIEVED IT APPEARS I ALREADY HAVE, AND TAKE THIS MOMENT TO APOLIGIZE TO THEM. SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE FRAGILE FEELINGS AND/OR HOLD THE FOURTH BOOK OF THE SAGA IN A PLACE CLOSE TO YOUR HEART YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THIS!
BUT IF LIKE MYSELF YOU WERE SADLY DISAPPOINTED WITH THE FOREMENTIONED BOOK, AND WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A LAUGH KEEP READING!
things that would have been cooler then the actual end of Breaking Dawn!
Note: this isn't the alternate ending I'm talking about on my profile! I just thought this was fun!
1. Renesme Never Exsists!
2. If Everybody but Carlisle, Alice, Jasper, Esme, and all the werewolf related persons died
3. If EVERBODY died
4. If after the wedding Edward realizes he is gay and/or...
5. Jake imprinting on Edward
6. Bella then murdering them both some how
7. Bella Not Totally enjoying their "first time" and claiming Edward the sex god of the world.
8. Bella not becoming a Vampire
9. the book not go back to Bella's perspective
10. Jake finds out he is the love child of Sirius and Remus!
11. Harry Potter and his gang of amazing-er characters come to Forks and beat the crap out of everybody for trying to take the place as best Teen Noval of all time!
12. (To Shayla) Bella waking up from a coma in the hospital to find it was all a dream!
13. And then Edward ate Bella! and he was like...Nom Nom nom...
14. (To Sarah) And sudden Buffy came and put a stake threw everyone's heart!-The end
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