C'est le vingt-et-un février, deux-mille-huit
Things you should know about me:
-Has pink hair
-Has green eyes
-Birthday is March 28th
-currently lives in London (triple heart)
Things you are about to learn about me:
-Can't drive (No point anyways, this is London)
-Has only one female friend, Y (That's her last name, her first name starts with I)
-Loves her boys N, S1, and G (I don't know, does S2 really count?)
-S1 is the boyfriend of Y (Wait, that's not about me)
-I'm a prostitute.
Though I find that slightly offensive. A prostitute is cheap and vulgar.
I'm extremely expensive and classy.
A call girl, lady of the night, courtesan, or mistress sound much better, don't you think?
Er, something to distract me. It's short, I know. Too short. It doesn't even take up an entire page.
Bad, bad me. I already have three stories to work on.
Review? Don't kill me, please.
…It's not even a thousand words…