Paper Fortune Teller

By pyrosnap

Inspired by extra cheesy.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Never have and never will.

Open.

Close.

Open.

Close.

Open.

Pause.

Flip up flap.

Sasuke's eyes narrowed as he read the words inscribed in the flap of the blue paper fortuneteller in his hand. The next person you see will be your true love.

"Oi! Sasuke-teme!"

Out of reflex his eyes darted up to see the owner of the loud, obnoxious voice, before widening in horror. The first person he saw was Naruto. He face turned pale before his eyes rolled to the back of his head and he fell with a loud thud on the ground. Naruto arrived at the unconscious body and blinked.

"Sasuke?"

-

When Sakura arrived at the Team 7 training grounds, she stared at Naruto who was poking Sasuke's unmoving body with a stick and snickering loudly.

"Naruto! What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screamed as she charged forward and punched him in the head.

"Oww, Sakura-chan! I came to the bridge and Sasuke looked at me funny and then passed out! I think he's dead…"

Sakura blinked and she took in the information. Sasuke? Dead? Hell yeah! Her inner shouted in triumph thinking of all the possible things to do to him. She was just about to suggest taking him to the hospital when Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke.

"Sorry guys, I–"

"Liar!" screamed Naruto pointing the stick at him fiercely.

"Eh, heh…" Kakashi rubbed the back of his head before averting his gaze towards Sakura and Sasuke who was beginning to wake up.

Sasuke groaned and blinked at the sunlight shining in his eyes. What the hell just happened? Once he caught sight of Naruto, everything came back to him. The fortuneteller! My true love! Naruto! Ugh! I guess I can't go against fate…He sighed and rubbed his temple.

"Naruto…" he said in his standard monotone voice.

"What, teme?" Naruto shouted back at him causing him to wince.

"You're my true love."

"…"

"…"

"WHAT THE HELL, MAN?" Naruto screamed and jumped five feet away from Sasuke. Sakura's eyes bugged out as she stared at Sasuke in horror. I never thought Sasuke was…gay. Kakashi blinked and shrugged before taking out Icha Icha Violence.

"Hn," grunted Sasuke, his cheeks reddening slightly.He looked away. Stupid fortuneteller!

"Who told you that I'm your true love?! I'm going to kill them!" screamed Naruto waving his arms around in wide circles.

Sasuke looked around before tossing the paper fortuneteller at him. Naruto grabbed it and stared at the only flap that was open.

Sakura blinked.

"Well, what does it say?"

"It says, 'The next person you see will be your true love.'"

Naruto stared for a moment before a wide grin stretched across his face.

"Ne, Sakura-chan. You're the first person I see right now. That means you're my true love, dattebayo!"

Sakura flushed before punching him in the head.

Sasuke stood by his two arguing teammates and sighed. Does that mean…Naruto rejected my 'feelings'? He glared hatefully at the fortuneteller that was on the floor where Naruto had dropped it. Stupid fortuneteller. Burn!

"Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu!"

Naruto and Sakura stared as Sasuke smirked and walked away. No more stupid fortuneteller.

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