Alright. We all know I'm late so I'm not going to waste anyone's time with my lame excuses. Go ahead and bring on the punishment. Nothing can be worse than dealing with my aching muscles after the physical fitness tests anyway. I'm not fit at all! T.T Stupid gym class...
Anyway, here's the final chapter. I hope you like it and enjoyed the story overall!
"I love night. I mean, I like day and all, but night's just so peaceful and quiet. It's nice because you can just think about stuff, you know?" Deoxys said softly, her eyes closed to better enjoy the peaceful darkness.
"Yes, I enjoy the night for the same reasons," Mewtwo agreed, closing his eyes for a moment as well. They opened again as a thought occured to him. "Perhaps it is too quiet though."
"What do you mean?" the space virus asked as she opened her sea green eyes and turned her head to look at him.
"When was the last time we heard anything from Mew or Celebi?" he answered with a question of his own as he turned around and looked for signs of life.
"Not for awhile," she admitted in a concerned tone as she did the same. "Where are they anyway?"
"I was wondering the same thing," he replied as he stood and walked over to where he'd last seen them. He saw the chocolaty mess they'd left behind and automatically shuddered out of disgust.
"Ewww, gross!" Deoxys chuckled in a voice that had qualities of both disgust and amusement mixed into it, not unlike the mixture of chocolate and stomach acid in front of her. "It looks like they ate their weight in candy, barfed it back up and then went off to cause trouble elsewhere. And judging by the fact that it's not still steaming a little, I'd say this happened quite some time ago."
Mewtwo nodded. "Yes, that does seem to be the case. And if I know Mew at all she's probably pulling those ridiculous pranks of hers."
"I agree," the DNA pokemon said. "Well, we'd better go find them if we don't want to post their bale money."
"This is sooo much fun!" Mew squealed as she wrapped the branches of a tree with toilet paper. She was back in her original form, having gotten her costume dirty and finding it easier to pull pranks in her pokemon body. Her already large, baby blue eyes were even wider with excitement and her tail was swaying back and forth as a sign of her happiness.
"Yeah," Celebi said from a few branches above her, a forced looking smile on his face.
Mew stopped what she was doing and tilted her head back to stare up at him with a puzzled expression. "What's wrong?" she asked. "Are you still feeling sick?"
He shook his head. "No, I'm fine."
"Celebi," she pressed.
The fairy sighed. "No, I'm not feeling sick. I just don't like it when you TP places. It's a complete waste of paper."
"Oh," she giggled. "It's cute that you're worried about the trees, but deforestation isn't a problem in our dimension. You've always been a tree-hugger, but ever since Palkia told us about the other dimension without pokemon you've been an outright worry-wart! Lightening up would be good for you."
"Yeah, I guess so..." he mumbled.
It was the kitten's turn to sigh. "Look, if it makes you feel better then I'll just use the pudding bombs on the rest of the houses," she said as she finished up the roll before flying up to sit beside her friend.
"Thanks, Mew. You're a great friend," he told her with a smile, a real one this time.
"I know!" she laughed. She then grabbed his hand and began to fly to where she had hidden the bombs of chocolate pudding the day before. "Good thing I prepared ahead of time!" she added with another laugh, causing Celebi to laugh along with her.
They reached the weapons of mass mischeif in no time and set about to their pranking. Soon, half the city was covered in the messy, goopy substance better known as chocolate pudding.
"Woot!" the fairy cheered as he smashed another pudding filled balloon onto the roof of one of the many houses, resulting in him being splattered with it. He laughed and used his arm to wipe it out of his eyes. "Haha! This is a blast!"
"Speaking of which," the pink furred kitten said with a devilish grin as she lit the fuse to an actual pudding bomb before flying over to Celebi and watching the flame eat away at the tiny rope. Her grin widened as the fuse disappeared into the bomb. "HIT THE DECK!!" she cried out, tackling the fairy and throwing them both behind the shelter of a tree.
"Well, we wouldn't need Sherlock Holmes to tell us that they've been here," Deoxys said in amused sarcasm as she took in the sight before her. The houses were all spattered with brown goop and some were adorned with white ribbons of toilet paper as well. One unfortunate victim had even been hit by a pumpkin missile, which had covered in the orange gore of the said vegetable.
"I am surprised that nobody woke up while they were doing any of this," Mewtwo said, his voice containing the slight awe he felt as he stared at the aftermath of prank warfare.
"Well, it is late and they're probably used to it by now. Lot's of people prank of Halloween," she replied as she changed to her pokemon body, earning her an inquiring look from the feline. "I doubt there will be a lot of people out this late, so it's probably safe to return to out true forms. They'd be better suited to help us find those little bundles of trouble anyway."
"Good point," Mewtwo commented before returning to his normal body as well. He used his psychic powers to rip the vampire costume off of himself as he did so. However, the false teeth stayed in place.
Deoxys decided to just keep the bandages of her mummy costume on.
The pair of legendaries flew up to get a bird's eye view, hoping to spot their fellow legends.
It didn't take long.
The chocolaty explosion gave away the location of their targets.
"Dang, look at us! We look like pudding monsters!" Mew laughed before moving to lick a glob of pudding from her arm.
"Yeah, I guess so!" the fairy laughed along. He spotted a garden hose and flew over to it. He carefully picked up the long, green tube, laughing at how much it reminded him of Rayquaza before turning the water on low. He knew from experience not to turn it on high. He did NOT want to go through anything like THAT ever again.
A little while later, both Celebi and Mew were pretty much clean.
Mew looked down at her soaking wet fur and giggled before shaking her body in an attempt to rid it of the drops of water that were clinging to the short, soft, pink hairs. This resulted in Celebi getting belted by water droplets and Mew becoming a pink puffball. "Look, Bibi! I'm a Jigglypuff!" she laughed. She then began a bad rendition of Jigglypuff's lullaby.
"Yeah," he replied in an unamused tone as he used his psychic energy to comb the water from his short, green fur. "Why didn't you just dry yourself with psychic power? Heck, why didn't you just protect us from the pudding with one of those pink bubbles of yours?" he inquired once he was dry again.
She stopped the song and turned around to face him. A smirk appeared on her face. "Same reason you didn't just take us ahead in time to right after the explosion, didn't think about it."
He smiled. "Touche."
The kitten giggled again before something about Celebi's appearance caught her eye, causing her to stare at the fairy with an amused grin.
"What?" he asked after a moment, feeling nervous and uncomfortable with her eyes burning holes into him.
She didn't reply. Instead, she tilted her head cutely to the side and floated closer until her face was mere inches from his, causing Celebi to blush a bit. He was about to repeat his question when she closed the remaining distance and licked the left side of his face.
Celebi lit up uncontrollably as Mew pulled away and laughed.
"You had a bit of pudding on your face, dude! Don't worry though, I got it!" she said enthusiastically.
"O-o-oh, o-okay," the fairy stuttered, the skin on his face practically burning from embarrassment.
Mew noticed this and giggled.
"Wh-wh-what?" he asked, trying desperately to regain control of his voice and body temperature.
"You're cute when you blush," she giggled again. She was now wearing a slight blush of her own. Though, hers was camouflaged by her fur.
Hearing this made the grass type blush even harder.
"Awww! That's sooo cute!" they heard a familiar voice squeal, causing them both to snap their heads around to stare at the owner of the voice. The DNA pokemon grinned at them with her eyes. "But no matter how cute you two Luvdiscs are, you're still in a world of trouble. She then tilted her head back to look at the sky. "Hey, Mewtwo! I found them!"
"Dang, that was rough. My whole body is sore. I can't believe they made us clean the whole city! Even the messes we didn't make! And we weren't even allowed to use our powers to help!" Mew complained as she laid on the grass, panting from exhaustion.
"Well, it could have been worse," Celebi pointed out between breaths. He was just as exhausted as the kitten.
"How so?" she asked.
"They could have made us EAT the pudding."
Mew shuddered. "Uhg, good point. I've had enough chocolate related stomach problems to last me a decade. Or at least until tomorrow."
"Don't think you guys are done yet. You're not getting off that easy. You also have to clean up after Giratina's party is over!" Deoxys told them, followed by the best evil laugh she could do.
The smaller legendaries exchanged a look or horror, groaned and promptly passed out in the grass.
Deoxys turned around and held up her index and middle fingers of her right hand in the shape of a V. "How's that for scare tactics?" she asked, grinning at the feline with her eyes.
Mewtwo chuckled. "Excellent. But don't you think that was a bit cruel? We did decide that they could stop after cleaning the city after all."
"Nah, I love scaring people," she replied with a laugh, followed by silence. After a moment, she raised her hand to scratch at the back of her head. "So... what do ya want to do now?"
"Well, I was planning to read, but I would like to talk for a while longer. Perhaps we should go to the party," he replied, casually turning his gaze to stare at something to the side of him before bringing it back to meet hers.
"Well, the party should be about over. Besides, I can go to a party anytime. I've been meaning to catch up on my reading anyway... so let's go with your first idea."
He smiled. "Perhaps we could go to a party together sometime."
She smiled back. "It's a date."
This story is now complete. I hope you enjoyed it and I also hope that you don't find the ending too lame. ^^' Please review!