Prologue

Welcome, Light!

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Dear Light,

We hope you're enjoying college! When you decided to join the foreign exchange program, we were a little surprised that you chose England as your destination. But you were always the best with English in your school. We hope that the environment agrees with you, and that you're doing your best with your studies.

While we would very much like to see you, we regret to tell you that you cannot come home for summer break. We have rented out your room to a travelling performer named Aki, and she will be staying here six months before the circus comes back to get her. Your room is fine; there are just a lot of twisty balloons everywhere.

You can come home next summer for sure! Sayu sends her love, and of course we adore you. We miss you, and we're sure you'll make us proud.

Love,

Mom and Dad

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Light Yagami,

As a resident of dorm four on our college campus, we feel that it is our duty to tell you that you are unable to remain in the dorm for the duration of summer break. Several students have caused a minor problem that has resulted in the dorm simultaneously flooding on the lower floor and filling with popcorn on the upper floors. It will take weeks to clear the building of this incident, and several more to get rid of the mildew and popcorn smells. We look forward to seeing you again in the fall, and hope that you have a good summer.

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"………Dammit. Where am I going to stay now?"

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SO! Hi, everyone! As promised, new stories for you! This one is one of two that I'm working on at the same time, something silly to offset the seriousness of the other. It's supposed to be ridiculous, so enjoy!

Li