There really is no point to this thing that I'm doing right now. My first one-shot. I'm surprised it's not a romance but you know how I am…Anyway, I got this idea when I was passing notes in class. Ummm…set before the events in bleach.
Disclaimer: I don't own bleach.
This is in notes, not speech just to make it clear and it happens in a particularly boring meeting with the captains and vice-captains. Hope you enjoy.
Gin: Psst, Ran.
Ran: Don't distract me-I'm listening.
G: Why not, he's talking about the second division, it's not like you need to pay attention anyway.
R: Wait, he's talking about what? And here I was looking so interested.
G: You got sprung girl.
R: Shut up.
R: Nothing. Captains should pay attention. That includes you, Gin.
G: No fair.
K: Yeah, why should we pay more attention than you?
R: Coz Toshirou will fill me in later.
Hitsugaya: Like hell I will.
R: Kids shouldn't swear.
H: Grown women shouldn't pass notes in meetings.
K: Who's gonna fill you in now Ran-chan?
R: I think it's more who's going to fill you in?
G: The woman has a point.
R: Thank you.
K: Too bad she forgot Nanao-chan.
Nanao: Who forgot me?
K: Responsible vice-captains pay attention to meetings.
N: Only so their good-for-nothing captains don't have to. And anyway, they're talking about third division.
RKNH: Haha, sucks to be you.
G: Not really since he just asked you a question Hitsugaya.
GR: Kids shouldn't swear.
Shuhei: Leave me out of the conversation why don't ya?
Isane: They have a reason for leaving you out, why me?
S: What reason?
I: You suck.
S: Do not!
I: Do too.
S: Do not!
IHGRNK: Do too.
S: Shut up.
H: Quick, he's looking over here.
Byakuya: You do realise that what you're doing is morally wrong.
R: You say that with a straight face.
B: Technically it's a straight pencil since I wrote it.
R: You have no idea what you just said do you?
B: Only those with twisted minds would reach that conclusion.
K: How interesting that we're all blocking images from our minds at this moment.
N: Hitsugaya's going red.
R: OMG! How cute!!!
Abarai: Why does this side of the room suddenly have their eyes closed?
B: Because the lot of them have twisted minds.
A: You're passing notes, Kuchiki-taichou?
B: You know how to read, Renji?
N: You guys spend too much time on the internet.
B: Only because of mangafox.
R: Traitor. I use onemanga.
G: As if. I've seen Naruto up the top of your screen many a time missy.
H: Usually when she's meant to be doing work.
R: Only then. I have better things to do in my free time.
N: I've heard of that.
G: It's called having Kira as your vice-captain.
B: Or Renji.
H: It's called threatening Matsumoto with rehab.
N: It's called hiding Kyoraku-taichou's sake.
KR: It's called being mean.
A: You deserve it.
I: I love Unohana-taichou so much.
S: Only coz she makes tea.
I: She gives me biscuits too.
S: Well la-de-dah miss well-fed.
Yamamoto: What an interesting conversation. Might I suggest that next time you try to ignore an important meeting you do it in a room that doesn't have mirrors behind you.
R: Sir we were-
Y: I won't listen to anyone who doesn't use mangafox. It goes against my principles.
So, just a bit of randomness on my part. Haha, you may have guessed I'm a mangafox girl. :P