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Light's fist connected with the wall.
"Dammit! I can't take it anymore!" he yelled.
"What's wrong Light?" L asked, watching Light from the bed.
"It's Mikami." Light made another fist and hit it against the wall as well.
"Ah. Your stalker you mean?" L asked, curiously staring at Light who was now banging his head on the wall. "Light, if you want to lose brain cells, try using alcohol instead, it's less painful."
Light rolled his eyes. "Not helping L."
"You know, I think I may have a solution to the problem you call Mikami." L said.
Light looked at L. "I'm all ears."
L only smiled. He pulled out his cell phone and made a call. Light stared at him the whole time.
Well this ought to be interesting, Light thought.
—The Next Day—
Mikami walked up to his house and searched his pockets for his keys. Once he found them, he slowly opened the door, and was greeted by…
An angry rabid monkey that jumped out at his head.
"AAHH!!!" Mikami yelled, trying to get the rabid monkey off of him.
L turned off the monitor. "And that's the end of your stalker."
Light looked at L. He blinked. "Where the hell did you get a rabid monkey from?"
"Mello and Matt. Near just kept the monkey asleep until necessary." L replied.
Light nodded slowly. "I see. Remind me not to get on your or their bad side…"
L smiled. "Bring me a cookie and I'll keep you on my good side."
Light rolled his eyes. "Don't push it, L."
Monkey: Hmmm....well that could've gone worse... Oh yeah, the chapters aren't related to one another, they're all like a bunch of killing Mikami one shots...lol