A/N: I miss EDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Playing as him on the new game was depressing, but then I made him beat the crap out of Kelly Kelly and Ashley. It made me giggle.
Based on recent Edge pictures. Don't worry, he is still the greatest thing ever. Well, second greatest. I don't like this story, but it's my attempt to cheer Kaitlyn up.
"No, you creep."
"Will you stop serenading me with Bonnie Tyler and just tell me what you want?"
"Don't make me play the game where I cover your eyes and you guess who I am?"
"Adam, I know I haven't seen you in a while, but I still know your voice," Kaitlyn said, rolling her eyes.
"Guess who?" Adam asked, putting his hands over her eyes.
"Jericho?" she answered sarcastically.
"That's not funny," Adam mumbled, putting his hand on her shoulders and turning her around.
"Do I know you?" Kaitlyn asked as she arched an eyebrow. "You're not the Edge that left this place and went to hell, you know."
"What do you mean? I'm still the same guy that set you and my little minion up."
Almost as on cue, Zack Ryder appeared, putting an arm around his girlfriend. "Edge! You're back?"
"You know it."
"Woo woo woo," Ryder finished, high-fiving his mentor.
"You still look different," Kaitlyn noticed, cocking her head to the side.
"What's different? I have my blonde hair. I have my impeccable facial hair. I have my stylish clothing. What's missing?" Edge asked, looking down at himself.
"It's not what's missing, it's what wasn't there before."
"What are you talking about?"
Kaitlyn extended a finger and poked Adam sharply in the side. "That wasn't there before. God, Adam, did you eat the whole country of Canada while you were gone? Poke, poke." Kaitlyn continued to poke Adam's chubby sides.
"Dude, you're a pudge bunny now!" Zack said, giving Edge the thumbs up.
"More cushion for the pushin'! That's my motto," Edge said with a grin. He honestly didn't care that he had gained a few extra pounds over his rest period. He knew that they'd be gone once he got back in the swing of things.
"You're sick," Kaitlyn said.
"Yeah, but look at what you're dating," Edge said, laughing. "Zack, keep an eye on your girl."
"You know it. Woo woo woo."