SOME THINGS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON ONE PIECE

. Zolo begins to wield Tetsaiga.

. Luffy decides to abandon his pirate dream and become the next Hokage.

. Nami starts training water Pokemon.

. Chopper goes to 'flying reindeer school'.

. Ace gets arrested on suspicions of suspected arson.

. Luffy then abandons his Hokage dream and decides to become a Pokemon Master.

. Django starts singing Thriller.

. It's Sanji VS Brock!

. The Veggie Pirates become the Junk-Food Pirates.

. Zolo joins a church and becomes a priest.

. Buggy starts singing Everybody Loves A Clown.

. Kuro starts singing Everybody Wants To Be A Cat.

. Nami says 'no to commercial fishing'.

. Luffy gets drawn into a magical world and becomes the hero of MÄR.