SOME THINGS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON ONE PIECE
. Zolo begins to wield Tetsaiga.
. Luffy decides to abandon his pirate dream and become the next Hokage.
. Nami starts training water Pokemon.
. Chopper goes to 'flying reindeer school'.
. Ace gets arrested on suspicions of suspected arson.
. Luffy then abandons his Hokage dream and decides to become a Pokemon Master.
. Django starts singing Thriller.
. It's Sanji VS Brock!
. The Veggie Pirates become the Junk-Food Pirates.
. Zolo joins a church and becomes a priest.
. Buggy starts singing Everybody Loves A Clown.
. Kuro starts singing Everybody Wants To Be A Cat.
. Nami says 'no to commercial fishing'.
. Luffy gets drawn into a magical world and becomes the hero of MÄR.