Title: Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit?
Author: Beer Good
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1100 (100+100+100+300+500, that spells M-O-O-N)
Characters: Faith, Fred, Snyder, Wood, Lindsey
Disclaimer: Joss is a nummy treat.
Summary: Five times five people got dressed up for Halloween. Or didn't.

"Creatures of the night shy away from Halloween. They find it all much too crass." (Rupert Giles)

1. The Creature From The Black Leather Lagoon

Faith never dressed up for Halloween as a kid. If she wanted candy she could swipe it at the store, long as Mom didn't find out. Besides, nowadays she gets enough monsters the other 364.

So while Buffy and her friends sit around watching movies, braiding each other's hair or whatever they do at those inner circle meetings, Faith leaves her motel and hits the Bronze in leather and lipstick. She grabs the nearest guy who looks like he knows his stuff and isn't dressed like a Creepshow reject and drags him into the back room.

"Hey, what -"