Rusty Old Potato Chips

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I'm getting sick of saying lots and lotsa stuff over again. I mean, is there really a point to ramble? (sigh) Anyway, from now on, starting now, I'm going to just copy and paste what I usually say before the start of a story. And with that, ladies and gentlemen... read and enjoy! Hoohooohoohaahaahaa! (honk, honk)

Disclaimer: Nintendo.


Mario was watching some television in his humble home. Little did he know that-

"SHADDAP, I CAN'T HERE MY SOAP OPERA," Mario bellowed as he chomped down on old, rusty potato chips.

He paused, and glanced down at the rusty old potato chips.

Mario looked at the television that was playing his soap opera, entitled "All My Mushrooms".

Mario glanced down at the rusty old potato chips.

Mario looked at the television set.

Mario glanced down at the rusty old potato chips.

Mario looked at the television set.

Mario glanced down at the rusty old potato chips.

Mario looked at the television set.

Mario glanced down at the rusty old potato chips.

Mario looked at the television set.

"...Oh crap," Mario stated, breaking the trend of repeating the same sentence as he started choking, falling off his comfortable red sofa and rolling on the ground, shouting for help.

There was no reply.

"Help-a me!" Mario shouted as he then started choking himself, coughing as loud as he could as he still struggled.

There was still no reply.

"I'm in a deadly situation!" Mario sounded as his voice was starting to break up, foam forming at his mouth.

There was yet again still no reply.

Mario plopped onto the ground, dead as he couldn't get the rusty old potato chip out of his throat.

Silence.

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"MARIO'S IN TROUBLE!?" Princess Peach Toadstool bursted in horror as she and Toad smashed through the doorway, looking at the dead body of Mario.

More silence.

Toad bursted into tears, covering his face as he was too depressed looking at Mario's corpse.

Princess Peach covered her mouth, and she screamed in terror, pointing at the red-capped plumber's dead body.

Yet again, more silence.

Princess peach and Toad were still in shock and horror as they continued looking at the dead body of Mario, doing absolutely nothing.

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...Buuuuuurp!

"Sorry," Toad apologized after breaking the silence as he blushed all over, his face completely red.

It was then that Dr. Mario came in, with his helpful assistant, Dr. Hoshi.

"Where is the patient?" Dr. Hoshi asked as he looked around, to spot Mario. "Ah. There he is." He motioned Dr. Mario, and the two professional doctors looked over Mario's body.

Princess Peach and Toad watched helplessly as they both sniffled, tears coming down from their eyes.

Dr. mario and Dr. Hoshi looked at each other, both shook their heads, and turned to face Princess Peach and Toad.

"Uhhh..." Dr. Mario stood up, shaking his head as he folded his arms. "You know, Mario really isn't dead..." He coughed. "More likely that he's in a coma."

"...Oh," Princess Peach and Toad admitted, blinking as they sweatdropped at the same time and both chuckled nervously.

Silence.

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Princess Peach farted, breaking the silence. Everyone glanced at the blonde haired princess, who was embarrassed to no end.

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"..." Toad giggled. "Teehee. Unfunny fart joke. Teeheehee."

Everyone laughed, including an embarrassed Princess Peach Toadstool.

The unconscious Mario moaned weakly as he barely moved, managing to being alive, but still knocked out pretty badly. Poor Mario.


THE END

"I wasn't in this at all!?" Luigi hissed with rage as he shook his fist at the sky, "Of all the insults! I'm getting Waluigi and bombing the author!"