Just an extremely short, random thing I thought of. My first Pirates Of The Carribean fic!

BTW, the reason the letter isn't in italics, but the other part is, is because I think it's easier to read non-italics, and the letter is most of the story, so there you go.

If I owned PoC, would I really be on this site, explaining why part of the story is in italics? No. I'd be bothering Johnny Depp. So there you go.

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Elizabeth sat in the room, as Will made the final preparations for the journey to Singapore. A quill and a piece of parchment sat before her, and she stared at it long and hard. The reunion between her and Jack, should they actually get him back, could be a bit awkward. If she wrote a letter, explaining her motives, and clearing a few things up, that should make it a bit easier. She dipped the quill in ink, and began to write,

Jack,

I wanted to say sorry for the whole 'trying to kill you and succeeding' thing. To be quite honest, I must say that I didn't expect you to really, you know, die. I mean, yes, I tied you to the mast, leaving you to the mercy of a sea monster, but you've survived so much worse. As for the kiss beforehand, I'd like to make it clear that I was simply keeping you distracted as I handcuffed you, and I have no interest in you sexually, and even if I did, I think Will would be fairly annoyed. Also, I was hoping you would not tell him about the whole 'trying to kill you and succeeding' thing, because, well, I think that that might make him think differently of me. And that might annoy him a tad bit as well, though not nearly as much as me being involved with you. Which I don't want to do, to be clear.

I also want to tell you that I also agreed with Tia Dalma to save you, so killing you had nothing to do with you personally. I just wanted to save myself, Will, those weird pirates that tried to kill me a while ago, and Mr. Gibbs. It had nothing to do with you. Although, you did encourage me to do things spontaneously, so maybe the fact that I handcuffed you to a mast was your fault. Also, you may have thought that the kiss was a bit more lustful then a fake kiss can be, and I just want to tell you that I am a very good actor, and there was no feeling in it whatsoever. It was just a ploy, remember. And Will would be quite mad if you and I were to be a couple, especially since you're supposed to be dead (remember to not tell him I killed you, eh?).

I will try my best to save you, and, if by some miracle, I do, please do not seek any sort of relationship, because I am in love with William Turner, and I have no doubt about this matter. As I previously stated, when I kissed you, I was just trying to kill you. And the tongue was just to keep you distracted.

With no love whatsoever,

Elizabeth

P.S Again, sorry for killing you.

P.P.S I just wanted to make sure that you understand that I have no feelings of lust and/or love for you.

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Sorry about that. Yea...