Randomly Insane Deidara One-shot

Okay, this was completely unplanned, but in my English class we have to write in a journal when we enter the classroom. The subject was, 'This morning…' It could be fiction or non-fiction. Being the avid writer I am, I chose fiction. It started as a random drabble, that only included me…. Then, very mysteriously, it turned into a Deidara one-shot. It's extremely random and rated S for stupid. So, if you're still reading this, here we go.

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One morning, when I woke up, I smelled bacon and muffins. But, as soon as I caught sight of them… Crazy evil green walking fish made off with my bacon!!! I chased them out of my seaside condo, but they jumped into the water, and swam off faster than a speedboat. I sighed, and whispered, "My bacon," sadly. I made my way back to my condo, which was located on my own private tropical island.

As soon as I got back to my kitchen, I saw giant moldy pumpkin kings stealing my muffins!!!

"Hey you! Drop the muffins!!!" I yelled, and when they caught sight of me, they screeched.

"No! We are the pumpkin kings! We claim all muffins on this island!!!!" Came their high, screechy, girlish voices. I chased them out of my condo too, but they spread their polka-dot wings, and took off into the heavens.

I collapsed there, crying into my hands. Just then, I heard galloping coming towards me. I looked up, and saw a gleaming black stallion.

"What's a beautiful young woman like you doing sitting out here crying?" Came a deep, rich voice. The sun was behind him, so I couldn't make out his features.

He hopped off the stallion, and pulled out two plates and a canister. "Are you hungry?" He asked softly. I nodded, and he came to sit with me.

Once I was able to study his features, I gasped. The first thing I noticed was his eyes. (Well, eye.) He had clear, beautiful, silver-blue eyes. He also had long, silky, radiant blonde hair, tied back into a half-ponytail. His bangs covered the left side of his face.

"Here." He said, and handed me a plate. It had a warm chocolate chip muffin, and bacon. He took out two cups and poured the contents of the canister -coffee- into each one.

I took a sip of the hot coffee, and then asked, "Who are you?"

He chuckled at the question, but answered. "My name is Deidara. Nice outfit by the way." I looked down and blushed. I was still in my pajamas, which consisted of a plain baby-blue tank top, and long dark blue pajama pants.

He was wearing a sleeveless white button-up shirt and loose blue jeans, both fitting perfectly, and emphasizing his lean, muscular build.

"Yeah well, I just woke up before those creeps stole my breakfast." I replied, taking a bite out of the warm muffin. It was yummy.

He chuckled, and assured me, "No, I think it's cute." I blushed, and looked out over the sparkling, clear blue sea.

He stayed with me for a while, and we talked about random things, realizing we had a lot in common. He stayed the nights in my guest bedroom, and by the end of the week, (It was Monday that we met.) we were a coupe.

Now, we are happily married with twins; a boy named Takeshi, and a girl named Aya. And it all started with a weird morning and a stolen breakfast.

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Well, I warned you it was randomly stupid. You don't have to review if you don't want to!!! Flames are accepted, and I may or may not reply. I digress, this is definitely not my best work, and I know it. So… I'll try and get TILLF out. Bye!!!