Yuss… this is an excerpt from a challenge a friend gave me… LUV YA TOPAZ-CHAN!!! But here you go!

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"Sasuke," Itachi raised an eyebrow at his five-year old brother's antics, "What the heck are you doing?"

The little boy was currently rolling on the floor, screaming, "BLUB, BLUB!!!" and only paused to respond to his brother. "I wanna be a fish, nii-san!" he beamed happily, then resumed to acting like an idiot. His brother nearly choked on his own spit.

What the hell? Itachi thought to himself. "Why?"

"Because I wanna swim well, like a cockatoo!!" He squealed. "BLUB, BLUB!!!"

Itachi rolled his eyes in disgust. "A cockatoo is a bird, Sasuke."

"What about a bear?"

"Mammal."

"Snakes?"

"Reptile."

"Froggies?"

"Amphibians"

"… Mushrooms?"

"OH MY GOD!!! THEY'RE FUNGI!!! YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS THERAPY OR SOMETHING!!!"

Sasuke's eyes watered, but then glanced up at the door. "Mommy?" he sniffled, "What are you doing here? And why do you have the camera? And what's Youtube?" Itachi's eyes widened angrily at the snickering woman who held a bulky video camera."

"MOTHER!!!"

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Somebody's po'd! Well, there you go. And if you want to fave this story, please review, for I will give reviewers cookies!!! Bye!!!