PK FIRE BOOM!!!

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the story! Read and enjoy!

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Nintendo.


Ness and Jeff were conducting several new experiments for a prank they were going to pull on Paula.

"So, how much firepower does that rocket set of yours need?" Ness asked as he was practicing his PK Fire skills.

Jeff adjusted his glasses, looking at the requirements for the rockets on the case below. "Well, according to this, I only need a tad bit of gunpowder, and-"

Ness rushed off, returning shortly afterwards with his hand full of gunpowder. Jeff jumped up in surprise, shocked by how fast Ness came. "Well, we have the gunpowder. Now..." As Jeff placed the gunpowder in, Ness yawned and placed his hands behind his back, whistling as he then heard the merry singing of a young girl. Ness turned around, looking beyond the bushes to see Paula approaching. Screaming in shock, Ness grabbed Jeff, nearly chocking the young boy as he turned around, feeling dizzy.

"Ness, why did you... urk... do that..." Jeff covered his mouth, and he ran to a nearby stream to puke.

Ness sweatdropped, and he stood back, setting off as many PK Fires on the rockets as he could. However, as he was about to set his fifteenth PK Fire, Paula tapped him on the shoulder, causing him to burn himself.

Paula giggled, watching Ness's crazy antic with delight. "Oh, Nessy wessy, you never cease to be funny," She stated as she blew him a kiss, causing Ness to act goofy as he plomped on his stomach. However, Paula didn't notice the rockets, which after the PK Fires were set on, went off into the air, then came back down towards Paula, and...

BOOM!!! BOSH!!! BOOM!!! CRACK!!! EXPLOSION!! BOOM!!! Unnecessary adjective! Kaboom! Kaboosh! ...Um, boom... BOOM!!!

Paula, as well as ness and Jeff, was completely covered in ash. Growling, she slowly turned her head to Ness, who chuckled nervously as he attempted to run away, but was pinned to the ground. Ness screamed girlishly in horror as Paula took his bat and started smacking him with it, with paula shouting angrily at Ness. Jeff stumbled onto the scene, but tripped and broke his glasses, moaning as swirlies appeared over his head.