A/N: These were just some of the funny things that i thought would be said between bleach characters if the were alone.

hope you enjoy ^_^

Mayuri: A person, who smiles in a crisis, has found someone to blame.

Renji: If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Kenpachi: It's not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!

Yachiru: After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out if the water?

Ikakku: What goes around, usually gets dizzy and falls over.

Aizen: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Tousen: How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" both mean the same thing?

Byakuya: Any system that relies on human reliability, is very unreliable.

Yachiru: If it isn't one thing, then it's another…unless it's neither.

Yumichika: If time is on our side, then what's on the other?

Yamamoto: Those of you who think you know everything, are very annoying to those who really do.

Nemu: I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Ikakku: There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who cant.

Urahara: Hard works never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Unohana: It is generally agreed that "hello" is an appropriate greeting, because if you entered a room and said "goodbye" it would confuse a lot of people.

Rukia: For fast acting relief, try slowing down.

Ichigo: Computers make very fast, very accurate, MISTAKES.

Kenpachi: If your not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

Orahime: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Chad: Beware the letter "G." It's the end of everything.

Yoruichi: I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa.

Ishida: A sphere really is a pointless shape.

Urahara: If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

Kenpachi: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Renji: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Yumichika: If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Nemu: It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I'm really quite busy.

Ichigo: If genius is one percent inspiration, and 99 percent perspiration, I end up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

komamura: In dog years, I'm dead.