The American DAD and Family GUY Crossover Spectacular

By Katielight


First off, does anyone else love the new season of AD? I do lolz and i think its high time I add my contribution to the small fandom that is the American Dad fanfic arena...er thing
Now the Reason this story is not under a crossover is because it is mainly American dad and the characters from the HIGHLY popular show family guy appear in the story as extras!

Every character will have a part, and il do my best to include klaus which may not be so easy

I am doing my upmost to keep the Seth mcfarlane creations just that, HIS characters not mine, so in doing so i will adhere to keeping them IN character not OOC because that just ruins a story and makes people give others bad reviews and i dont want that noooo

Finally, this is not intended for little childrens curious minds and eyes but if they happen to stumble upon this insane story then i cannot be held responsible

Am i rambling? yes i am okay on with the story


Chapter 1
"JUST BECAUSE WE CAN"

Its a beautiful morning in the Smith household, Francine is in the kitchen (where else is she usually?) Hayley is still in bed and Steve is excited about what Stan is about to tell the family (Yeah that will do)

Roger comes plodding down the stairs, hungover yet in a pleasant mood (for him anyway)

"My poker face my po poker face biatch" He sings aloud, thudding down into the living room.

"Dammit Roger" Stan growls, "I am in the middle of announcing some life changing and possibly shattering news"

Roger puts a hand on his large forehead and groans.

"What now Staniel?" He snorts. "Did Bullock screw hayley again?" "OH YES I JUST WENT THERE"

The family ignore the ailiens warped sentence and carry on..

"Francine I have news and you are not in here" "What is the meaning of this?" Stan questions.

The blonde comes out of the kitchen holding onto some plates.

"I was looking at my reflection in these dinner plates when it occured to me" She answered, "Stan, why dont we use plates as mirrors?"

-Awkward silence-

"Uh sure thing Mom whatever you say" Steve adds.

Hayley then interrupts by walking into the living room in her purple nightrobe with a guilty look on her face.

Roger claps and giggles.

"Little miss hayley kins got some last night" "OOOh dont tell me who, let me guess..." Roger puts his thinking face on.

Hayleys blushes then scowls at Roger.

"Why have I not said anything yet?" The talking german fish remarks. "I have been here zee whole time ja"

"ARGH Would you all shut up and let me SPEAK?" Stan growls yet again.

Everyone rolls their eyes and takes a seat on the couch.

Roger stumbles onto the carpet.

"Francine where are the peacan sandies?", "I gotta hangover from hell and i need my comfort food to supress my awful boredom which is this bland existence"

"Well Roger, maybe if you didnt drink so much-" Hayley sighs.

"Hey woah, alcohol dosent cause hangovers okay?" Roger smartly replies. "Waking up does" He cries and runs into the kitchen to find his fave of all snacks.

Stan decides to keep talking until everyone paid him the attention he knew he deserved.

He placed both hands on his hips and stood infront of the couch like the proud republican blue suit wearing man of the house that he was.

"Attention family" "We have guests coming to stay"

"oh yay who?" Steve inquires

Stan scratches his head for a second. "Uh whats their last name again?"

"Stan why did you call us down here if you cannot even remember the last name of-"

"Francine not now Im thinking" Stan interuppted.

The family sigh.

"Thats right, they are the Griffin family from some unimportant place in Rhode island"

Steve and Hayley are filled with interest.

"And why are they staying with us?" The dark haired teenager asks.

"Because they are" "GOD hayley not everything needs a reason" Stan mutters.

"Well thats pretty stupid" Hayley retorts, arms folded.

"Yeah well so are the left wing liberal scum of society but your mother still feeds one of them" "Im talking about you hayley"

Hayley rolls her eyes "Gee dad I would never have guessed"

"Now now" Francine says. "I think that having another family in the house will be a nice change"

Stan wraps his arm around his wifes waist.

"That's the spirit" "The family also has a housewife just like you" He cooes.

Francine beams, "Oh stan how thoughtful" "She can do all the stuff I dont do around the house"

"Which is pretty much everything" "Haha no only kidding Francine" Stan jokes.

Francine is not impressed.

"hmmm is there a girl in that griffin family by any chance?" Steve rubs his bony hands together.

"I think there is son, so you be on your best behaviour"

"Yes sir" Steve replies.

"Ack she must be pretty desperate too" klaus adds, noone listens as usual.

"Ah what am i saying?" "Im a german man trapped inside a fishes body" "Ah ze poor little klaus"

By now everyone has left the room, Hayley has gone to college, Steve is at school and Stan is at work.


Francine is in the bedroom fluffing the pillows, when Roger walks in with his "I have news" Face.

"OMG franala I saw the pussycat dolls latest skankfest I mean music video and I have decided Im gonna become a pop star, atleast thats what I"m gonna try to be this week"

"Roger no, you need to be good for the new family and put on some sort of disguise thingy that wont creep everyone out"

Roger huffs.

"Oh?" "So thats how it is?" he begins to wail.

"Lets all hide the hideous alien from the wonderful new family" He runs off into the attic.

"Oh roger thats now what I meant"

Francine goes to find him. He is sitting by the window smoking a cigarette calmly.

"Wow you sure changed moods fast"

"I thought you would come to me Francine" Roger whispers darkly.

"Did that sound good?" Roger asks with big eyes.

"I mean did I get the whole dark and broody old man sitting in the corner like Anthony hopkins"

"Hello Clarice" he presses his nobbly hands together evily.

"Roger" Francine begins, "I came to check on you"

Roger waddles over to his lap top and throws the cigarette on the floor.

"Oh well I'm just fine and dandy Francine" "and you know why?"

"Why?"

"Cuz im being made to hide from a family of baffoons thats why" he spits.

"Roger now I know sometimes Steve and Klaus can be...."

Roger shakes his head. "No not this family, I mean that new breed of weird that Stan has invited over"

"You mean the Griffins?"

"Yeah check it out" "I googled them, and after i got over the inital shock of feeling bad for using the dreaded MR G search engine" "I found this"

He thrusts the laptop infront of Francine who gasps in shock when she sees a picture of a Drunken dog in a scrap with a baby.

"Is that baby holding a gun?" Francine asks peering closer.

"Oh what you mean that sprog who looks like a football with legs?" "Yes, yes he is francine"

She gasps.

"Is the dog drinking a Mojito?"

roger zooms in on the pic. "Ah I beleive he is using the glass to smash the baby over the head with" "Hey atleast he drank the sauce first"

Francine nodds, "Well yeah thank goodness"

She then clenches her fists and huffs.

"So that was Stans plan?" "Lure in a family thats wanted by the law, kill the baby and dog while I am left to clean the house with the...the..Mom?"

Roger is shocked, "Wahaho" "Where did that crazy interpretation come from?"

Francine shrugs, "I dont know, but it kinda makes sense"

Roger agreed. "Well Stan is a CIA person thing so yeah"

"You agree with me?" Francine squeals.

"Okay have your little victory dance" "Then lets go get some more wonder juice" Roger moans.

"Hmmm" "Yes some white wine spritza's oughtta losen the mood..." "and then BAM"

"WTF?" Roger tilts his head to one side.

"Oh did I say that out loud?" Francine laughs.

"Thats our plan for this griffin family"

Roger puts his hands on his hips rejectedly.

"Well it hardly sounds like OUR plan, where do I come in?"

Francine clicks her fingers like she has had a stroke of genius.

"You can be the singer staying with us while you recoperate"

Rogers eyes widen. "OOOH, I could be a recovering alchoholic or drug addict fresh outta rehab"

"Ah Roger you are an alcoholic" Francine adds.

"Francine, I am a gluttoness consumer of Alcoholic fuelled beverages" "does that sound like alcholism to you?"

"Uh yeah"

"Oh poo to you, Im gonna be a pop star" Roger jumps up and down.

And so, Francine and Roger search for a pretty dazzling costume to give an image that the grey alien is infact a troubled singer recovering from an addiction...


In the next chapter

THE GRIFFINS come to Langely

Steve falls in love with surprising results

Peter and Stan dont exactly hit it off

And an unlikely alliance between Brian and Klaus is formed

And offcourse Lois and Francine fight, Stewie and the singing Alien Roger have some er ...... dramas and Hayley goes out with jeff and dumps him again and then goes back out with him .....

TBC