Disclaimer: 'The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers' is copyrighted by Hearst Entertainment, Inc.

This is a work of fanfiction and I make no profit of it.

Author's note: For self-aware spam filter, see the Dilbert cartoons for November 10, 2008 and following.


Hi Doc,

I know you're busy with that invasion of nano robots, so just a quick question: should my spam filter be asking me personal questions?

Niko


Hi Niko,

You're using Q-Balls's new experimental filter, right? As long as it doesn't burn or explode, I'd say it's not out of the ordinary.

Doc


Hi Doc,

How's your nano robot target count?

Btw, what are you getting Niko for her birthday?

Goose


Hi Doc,

Are you sure my spam filter should be asking me about cosmetic products I use or would like to buy?

Niko


Hi Niko,

As long as it doesn't tell you to build killer robots or copies of Buzzwang…

I'll have a look at it when I get back.

Doc


Hi Goose,

Sorry, I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment, why don't you ask Niko's spam filter?

Doc


Hi Niko,

I know you're not celebrating your birthday, and of course, we're not preparing a surprise party for you, but if we were, are you sure you would want a nuclear-powered submarine from 1980 as a present?

Goose


Hi Goose,

What are you and Killbane doing to each other?!?

Niko


Hi Niko,

Just a little bit of dragon wrestling.

Goose

PS: Could you please convince the chief dragon I didn't start the fight?


Hi Niko,

Thanks for your moral support in my fight against the nano robots, but why did you send me a picture of a zebra being eaten by an alligator?

Doc


Hi Doc,

I didn't send any pictures…

Niko


Niko,

Turn off your computer and don't restart it before I'm back!!!

Doc


Dear Commander Walsh,

Two of your hatchlings destroyed our palace.

If you do not pay for damages, we will attack Earth.

Chief Dragon

PS: I found that picture you attached of the black-white hoofed animal and the big sharp-teethed reptile very inspiring…