How to piss off Shadow the Hedgehog part II

Tell him Maria never loved him

Pity him

Switch his handguns with squirt guns

Shave all of his fur off

Put his fur and the Shaver in Sonic's room

When Shadow yells "HOW SHAVED ALL OF MY FUR OFF!!!!"

with rage

tell him Sonic did it

Laugh when Sonic gets a haircut (by the means of shaving off all his fur by a maniacal black hedgehog)

Bitch slap him and RUN!!!!!