Hey there fanfictioners. Phantom here bringing you yet another Naruto-based fanfiction. This one is about Jiraiya and Tsunade, just a quick little thought I had about their relationship. Song lyrics from 'My Humps' Black-Eyed Peas...It's supposed to be short, sweet, and to the point. Hope you enjoy! Review!!!


Whatcha gonna do with all that junk,

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get get get get you drunk

Get you love drunk off this hump

Whatcha gonna do with all that breast

All that breast inside that shirt?

I'ma make make make make you work

Make you work work make you work

Young Tsunade strolled along the path, blasting the music on her CD player and singing along. Swinging her hips and twirling with the song, she spun one last time and crashed face-first into her teammate, Jiraiya.

"Whoa there," he said with a wolfish grin. She tore her headphones off and scowled.

"Watch where you're going!" she growled at him.

"Hey," he held up his hands, "YOU crashed into ME. Besides, what was that song you were singing? You don't have any sort of curves to 'work work' for…Flat-chest." He smirked at her, his eyes wandering up her body.

She slapped him hard across the face, the crack echoing across the landscape. "You're such a jerk! I hate being on your team, you pervert! I hate YOU!" Tsunade sprinted away, tears just beginning to fall from her eyes. Jiraiya watched her go, holding a hand over his stinging red cheek.


The white-haired sage lifted his hand to touch his cheek. The skin felt raw where his hot-tempered former teammate had hit him. Her eyes were swimming with tears.

"What did you say?" she asked softly, backing away from him.

"You heard me, why else would you have slapped me?" he grumbled. Her lost expression made him melt. "I said…I said I love you, Tsunade."

She raised her hand to slap him again; he winced and shut his eyes, but didn't feel the pain. He opened his eyes a crack and saw her lay a hand on his hurt cheek. She moved closer and he realized he'd been holding his breath.

"How long?" she whispered, still caressing his face with her cool hand.

"Since – since I met you, all those long years ago…" he trailed off.

"Me too – even as I hated you…"she murmured, pressing her full lips against his. He pulled her into his arms and held her tight. When they broke apart, breathing heavily, he grinned.

"I would have loved you even if you were always flat…Though I appreciate the growth," Jirayia winked as his hands wandered. Tsunade slapped him once again and silenced him with another kiss.