Super Giratina Brothers

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the story! Read and enjoy!

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Nintendo.

It was a nice day on Pokemon Island. As usual, Dialga and Palkia would argue with each other, while Giratina would come and break up the fight. But today was very unusual, as Dialga and Palkia continuously argued, but Giratina was nowhere in sight.

"Well, you're a big, fat doofus!" Dialga spouted out as he whacked Palkia with his tail, "I can easily coast through most of my platformers in less than fifteen minutes!"

Palkia growled, rubbing the right side of his head. "Yeah? Well, at least I don't have to take a five minute break every now and then!" He barked back, trying to get a response.

Dialga started jumping up and down in rage, when he stopped, realizing something. Rubbing his chin, he asked, "Wait a minute,where's Giratina?"

Palkia blinked, and he also started pondering about this as well. "Yeah... I haven't seen Giratina anywhere this morning..." He then froze, suddenly remembering what occurred last night. "Oh! That just hit me! Giratina was playing the NES, and..."

Silence. Dialga and Palkia continued looking at each other.

"Oh, please don't tell me Giratina got sucked into the..." Dialga slapped his forehead, shaking his head in disbelief as he looked up, "You mean to tell me that Giratina is..."

Palkia nodded slowly, sweat dropping down his face. "Ehehehe... yeah, about that..."

More silence. The two legendary reptilian Pokemon then screamed directly at each others' faces as they then cried out in unison, "...GIRATINA!!!!!"

Giratina was in an 8-bit representation of the Mushroom Kingdom, being i the timeless World 1-1 level. As he stomped over the pathetically weak and small Goomba, he busted the blocks in his way, getting a mushroom and becoming bigger. Chuckling, he fired a powerful beam of darkness in front of him, knocking away the blocks, pipes, and countless Mario enemies in front of him, including the snapping Piranha Plants.

"Man, this game is a piece of cake," Giratina stated to himself as he continued stomping forward, collecting the gold coins that were lying in front of him. As he felt the green-shelled Koopas ricocheting into him, feeling nothing, Giratina let out a rather loud yawn, which basically shook the entire level and knocked all of the enemies off screen. As he approached the castle at the end of World 1-1, a pair of Hammer Brothers appeared.

"Stop right there!" The first hammer Bro called out, putting his right hand in front of Giratina, "There's no way that you'll get past us!"

"Yeah!" The second Hammer Bro barked as he started chucking hammers at Giratina, "We don't allow your kind around here! Now beat it, or else?"

Giratina rolled his eyes, and he fired off another beam of darkness, destroying the two Hammer Brothers. Giratina knocked the checker point down, and attempted to enter the castle, but broke it.

"...Whoops," Giratina mentioned as he sweatdropped, suddenly fizzling out as he disappeared on the spot, leaving the remaining enemies to ponder what happened at the end of the level.

Dialga and Palkia looked at each other nervously as they were unsuccessful to getting Giratina back.

"Well, now what?" Palkia panicked as he trembled, biting his nails.

Dialga rubbed the back of his head, chuckling nervously as he closed his eyes, sweatdropping as he admitted, "Well, we can always not mention this to the folks at Nintendo..."


"...That's a great idea, Dialga!" Palkia admitted as he slapped Dialga on the back, grinning as he winked, "I'm gonna have to give you a PRRRRRROMOTION!"

"Oh boy! I'm liking where this is going!" Dialga stated as he and Palkia laughed as they left the arcade room.