"We'll figure it out when I get back," I replied, winking. Oh God, that was probably the most awkward thing Edward had ever seen in his life. I turned my head the slightest bit to glance at him on the couch, but his posture was rigid, his hands being clenched into fists at his side. "I'll be right back, kay?"

He didn't respond, so I took that as a yes and made my way to the bathroom. A prop for the rest of the family, but a necessary for myself.

I stripped out of my things and tossed them to the side of the room, then turned to the shower and turned on the water. Plenty of hot water that I needed.

I stepped inside and felt the warm mist surround me immediately. I examined the family's selection of shampoos. Looked like Herbal Essences and Pantene. Pantene I guess. I reached over and put the snow white goopy shampoo into my palm, and lathered it through my hair. I saw there was a conditioner that had the same title as the shampoo. I didn't usually use conditioner, but the shampoo said it would work better with the conditioner, so I guess I should. . .

When I was done washing myself off, I cut off the shower, wrung out my hair and dried myself off with a towel I found on the floor.

That's when I realized I forgot my clothes. Oh shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shittttt. I couldn't just go out there naked. . . could I? I smiled.

"Hey Edward," I called out, knowing he could hear. I heard him at the door.

"Yes?" He asked.

"I forgot my clothes, can you get my pajamas and bring them over?"

I heard him gulp. Weird, a vampire with no saliva can gulp. Guess he gulps venom or something.

"S-sure." I've never heard Edward stutter before in my life.

At lightning speed he knocked at the door again, and opened it. He could've at least given me some warning.

There was Edward, standing in the doorway with my pajamas in his hand and staring at my body up and down, then looked away.

I stepped forward, grinning.

"Edward, you've already seen me naked, it shouldn't be anything new to you." I muttered jokingly, stepping towards him and wrapping my arms around his neck. I had to stand on my tip-toes though. Second awkward thing today. Yay.

His eyes locked to mine, and I heard him inhale sharply.

"I know our. . . first time was in a car during a game of truth or dare and Emmett kinda ruined it . . . but how about we do a redo?" I asked boldly.

"We can't redo it Bella," Edward started, but he seemed to be giving in to what I want, since his arms encircled my waist, and his coolness was harding my nipples, which were pressed hard against him. He moaned softly, and put his hand between our bodies. I thought he was going to rip us apart.

Boy was I wrong.

Edward attacked my nipples with his long fingers, twisting and pulling gently, and with his other hand cupping my left breast. My moans soon filled the bathroom, and Edwards eyes were darker than if he hadn't hunted in a year. I should be scared, but I'm not.

I soon found myself being pressed to the tiled floor, with Edward shirtless and me under him. He grasped my ass firmly and squeezed as hard as he could without ripping skin.

My stomach tightened and I felt the moisture begin between my legs. I moaned into his neck as he lowered his fingers and traced my pussy with his cold fingers, pressing harshly into my swollen and enlarged clit.

I jumped as his fingers entered me, pumping deeper and deeper and adding more fingers as I screamed, orgasming hard and clenching around his fingered. He removed his fingers, brought them up to his mouth and licked it clean. I almost came again as I watched this.

I was happy in my moment of pure bliss until I heard a huge boom from downstairs.

"HEY!" I heard Emmett yell.

"You. Fucking. Wanted. To. Fuck. Fucking. BELLA?!!!" Rose screamed.

Oh shit. I slid out from under Edward and grabbed the pajamas he brought me, sliding them on.

"You threw me into a freaking table!" Emmet retorted. "I think we're even, and plus, since you did throw me into a table, Bella's got better tits than you."

I blushed, embarrassed, and I felt Edward stiffen beside me.

"No," I whispered as silently as possible.

I heard Rose shriek a high pitched yell.

"You wanted Bella instead of me? What the fuck? Don't you remember how many houses we fucking smashed together? Does that mean nothing?!"

"O-of course d-dear."

"Good." Rose retorted.

I heard Emmett trudge upstairs and come into the bathroom. Freezing in his tracks.

Edward growled.

"Oh crap, not again." Emmett muttered. "But if Edwards gonna spring me again anyway I just want you to know that you really do have better tits than Rose Bella." Emmett said, grinning.

"WHATTTTTT!?" Rose and Edward screamed together.

"I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A BOX AND SHIP YOU TO THOSE FUCKING STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA YOU BITCH!!!" Rose screeched.

I suddenly saw Rose next to Emmett in the doorway, she turned to me, glaring.

"First in the fucking car now in the bathroom. What's next, on a desk in school?! Fucking whore."

That's when Edward tackled Rose. I was still on the bathroom floor wondering what the hell was going on.

"Hey Bella," Emmett whispered.

"Hmm?"

"Call me."

THE END.