"We will start today's meeting off with…" Voldemort started I interrupted.
"Why don't you have such a cool scar?" I asked referring to Harry Potter.
"Why don't you know how to shut up?" He asked.
"I don't want to…"
"There you go."
"So you don't want to have such a cool scar? Interesting very interesting."
"God, she's started again!" Lucius groaned. An outburst of mumbling broke the silence.
"Silence." he growled. At this the deatheaters fell silent. "How have you done?" He asked Draco.
"It's almost ready." Draco responded, looking a little nervous.
"Good, good…. And Amanda?"
"ALL IS WELL CAPTIN!" I responded.
"Really? Well then, I suppose…" He started, but once again I interrupted.
"MOSQUITO!" I Squeaked punching his arm.
"Dear god." Snape muttered.
"Yes processfur?" I asked mockingly.
"Don't start this mudblood!" Voldemort snapped.
"Oh, it's already been started ho!" I responded.
"Meeting dismissed." He groaned tiredly… "Amanda, Severus, Draco, Narcissa, Bellatrix and Lucius, you stay after."
"OOOH GOODY AN EXCLUSIVE PARTY! PARTY OVER HERE! UH UH OH YEAH!" I screamed starting to dance he put his hand on my shoulder holding me still. "Calm down! I swear you have more energy then Dumbledore! ADHD!" He hissed.
"Well! Thank you seeing that professor Dumbledore is my father…." I started. He shot me a if you want to live to see tomorrow shut up glance.
"Well, he is." I mumbled sourly.
"Now, Severus, do you give her a lot of detentions?"
"Yes." Snape replied.
"Weekly?" He asked.
"Daily." Snape corrected.
"A good excuse to take points from Gryffindor then?"
"Yes." Snape said a little bit of a smile forming on his lips.
"And Draco, she is a good look out right?"
"An excellent look out." He responded.
"Good, so if she's so good, why does she act so bad?"
"Hey! Look! I am in the room; stop talking like I'm not here… it's annoying!" I called to them.
"Lucius, she does help you out with the ministry doesn't she?"
"Yes, she does." He replied.
"Narcissa, she has been loyal to you and helped out your son…"
"Yes." Narcissa admitted. "She has."
"This is gonna be good!" I whispered to Snape getting out popcorn.
"Yes my lord?" She asked.
"She does save you
from the order more then expected, due to the fact that you are so
infamous, she has convinced them to let you go more then once."
"She has." Bellatrix admitted.
"But my lord, what has she done for you?" Snape asked.
He smiled. "Much." He responded leaving it at that. "Now Severus, she seems to do us all some kind of…. Justice."
"BUM BUM BUM!" I shrieked.
"So, I ask you…." He started to continue.
"BUM BUM BUM!"
"That… if she…"
"BUM BUM BUM!"
"bum bum bum." I whispered.
"I mean it, this is your last warning, next move and you'll go to the box… now if she helps us so much, why do you think she tries to ruin us?"
"bum bum bum." I whispered again.
"Maybe… my lord, like Dumbledore suggested, she just wants attention." Snape responded a sly look on his face.
"Yes, maybe." Voldemort muttered
"Bum bum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum bum (In theme to the phantom of the opera.) In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came, that voice which calls to me, and speaks my name, and do I dream again? For now I find… the phantom of the opera is there, inside my mind. Bum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum bum…. Take it away Draco!" I sang.
"Uh, maybe she's mental?" Draco suggested.
"Sing once again with me, our strange duet, my power over you, grows stronger yet, and though you turn from me. To glance behind! The PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE INSIDE, VOLDY'S MIND! Bum bum bum bum bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bum bum." I continued to sing.
"Maybe….." Voldemort said considering this.
"Those who have seen voldy's face, draw back in fear, I am the mask his deatheaters wear! It's me they hear! My spirit and your voice in one combine the phantom of the opera is there, inside my mind!"
"Maybe she's just annoying!" Bellatrix growled.
"Maybe…" Voldemort muttered.
"Maybe it's fleas? I mean she was hanging around Sirius." Narcissa added.
"Maybe…" Voldemort pondered.
"Maybe it's because she's sick?" Lucius muttered.
"Or maybe, my friends… She's someone we all know and love, some one we did any way, by the name of Amanda Elizabeth Marie Brianna Noecker Sr. No not her daughter, Mandie didn't have a daughter, I can prove it… she just said that Dumbledore is her father, if she was Mandie's kid, he'd be her grandfather. Unless, that old fool hit up his own daughter, which I doubt. Also her catchphrase was that stupid mosquito thing."
"Now that you say it… I think you're right." Snape muttered.
"Mhm, and think Severus, Mandie, being back equals?" Snape just smiled at these words of voldemort