Author: Sparta

Title: Can't Find The Staff

Pairings: Xander & Dean

Rating: R

Crossovers: Will be listed as go along

Disclaimer: I don't anything, this is just my sick and twisted mind at work so enjoy

Warnings: Slash, Femslash, Male Pregnancy, Het and Attentive universe, Rape, Self-Harming, Family disowning

Series:Joyce Summers School For Exceptional Young Women

Chapters: 1/?

Completed: No

Summery: Like many other school's for gift kids, Joyce Summers offers a safe learning environment brought to student by strangest of teachers, a one eyes worry, a sex mad slayer, a guitar playing werewolf, two vampires and a whole load more weird and wacky characters. So welcome and enjoy.

Chapter Summery: "We're one school short of a school"

Authors Note:

Joyce Summers School For Exceptional Young Women - Can't Find The Staff

When Starting Out It's Best To Start At The Beginning.

Xander grunted as he drove the last makeshift cross into the ground, wiping the sweat from his face and sighing he watched as Dawn placed the last plague on it.

Here Lies Buffy Anna Summers, Sister, Slayer, Friend & Savour. She Died Do What She Did Best.

Xander hugged Dawn and sighed as she didn't cry for the loss of her sister, the fighting and dieing had finally gotten to her and she'd hardened like them. Xander conceded this a shame for a girl so young forced to grow up so fast, Xander looked down the line of crosses and shed silent tears for them all.

Willow Rosenberg, Witch, Friend, Sister & Guide, Your Light Will Be Missed.

Rupert Giles, Teacher, Mentor, Watcher, Friend, Father Figure & Voice Of Reason, Your Wisdom Will Never Be Forgotten.

"What now?" asked Xander as he looked down at the crosses and sighed.

"We carry on, Giles intended for the girls to have a safe place to come to. We can honour them by carrying on" said Dawn as Xander picked up the shovel and turned to the condemned building behind them.

"That's all great Dawn but we're one school short of a school?" said Robin as he watched Xander with a sight as he started to pack his bag.

"Xander's contact is arriving tomorrow, Faith's got the other girls hidden somewhere safe and Xander is…what is Xander…."

"Xander is packing because despite what Will thought you can't run a school for over 200 girls with only five teachers. It's time I used my Little Black Road Trip Book and call in a few favours? I'll check in with you daily and I'll be back before the school opens so let me know if you need anything?" said Xander as he pulled his pack onto his back and got on his bike, shoving his licence and wallet into his back pocket he kissed Dawn on the cheek he took off.

The other's watched as he disappeared into distance, Dawn sent up a prayer to the goddess for him while Robin sent one up for the school and his sanity.