Expecting.

(A.N.: Ello, yeah another random oneshot and once again i'm writing this in class, i stole my teachers password so i can actually get onto fanfic. *hides* don't tell him... o_0 yeahhh...this is totally random and pretty rubbish, i'm just bored! I'm also writing against the clock because i have to save it to his account, upload it and delete in time for the bell....wish me luck!)


"I love our girly sleepovers." Naruto smiles, eating ice cream, wrapped in a duvet. Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Tenten all nodded. "Are my finernails dry yet?" Naruto blows onto his pink nails. "Yeah should be." Ino answers. "Yay".

Sakura notices Hinata's being more quiet than ever. "You ok, Hinata?" The Hyuuga just turns a beetroot colour. "I think i'm..."

"What?" Hinata bites her lip "pregnant!"

"Oh my god!" Naruto gasps, still munching ice cream. "Why?" Tenten puts an arm around her. "Well, i haven't had my period for months now."

"You mean if you don't have your period you're pregnant?" Naruto asks, tilting his head like a confused dog would. "Yeah, pretty much." Naruto's eyes widen as he gulps.

"Hey, Gaara. I'm back." Naruto walks into his house the following day. "Hi, Naruto." the blonde boy sits next to Gaara and rests his head in his shoulder. "Gaara, there's something i need to tell you."

"Yeah?" Naruto takes a deep breath. "You're gonna be a father." Gaara's eyes widen. "What the fuck?!"

"I'm pregnant!" Gaara looks down at him with a black expression. "You're...pregnant?" Naruto nods. "...Why do you think you're pregnant, Naruto?" He sighs. "I haven't had my period!" Gaara rolls his eyes and walks out the room. "Nooo! Gaara's leaving me! I'm gonna be a single parent living in a shitty flat wearing adidas!"

Later that day Naruto walks over to Gaara, his eyes watering. "I understand if you want to leave."

"You're not pregnant."

"I mean it's a big responsibility and...wait, what?"

"Boys can't get pregnant."

"Oh...Oh yeah..." Naruto stands there for a while before slowly walking out of the room. Gaara just rolls his eyes and continues making cookies. "...Damn."


A.N. Oooh that was short! sorry boooot tat. i still have like...fifteen mintues to kill before the bell goes and i'm bored! i wanna read fanfics but if i get caught reading erm...stuff (yaoi) then i'd be....aaah. RAMBLE! hmmm....sorry about how crap this and my other oneshot is....they're just the result of restricted boredom. oooh once i convined my friend that he was pregnant! It was mean but soooo funny! We told him he had to be on the pill otherwise...boom. he was running around screaming "AAAHHH!! BUTT BABY!!! GET IT OUT!" hahaha, poor thing. we had to sit him down in the end and explain to him certain anatomy...bless.
Ok i geuss i'm off now to sit in the bordeom of study classes...i think they're getting suspicious. *Runs away*