"OMG MARF!!! LETS HAVE A BABEH!!!" Ike screamed out across the dining hall. Everything got silent all of a sudden.
"OKAY IEK!!!!" They skipped merrily off to the bedchambers, leaving the rest of the brawlers in a state of WTF.
(1 HOUR OF TEH BUTTSEKS LATER BWAHAHAHAAHA NO LEMON FOR JOO!!!)
"OMG HAY GUYSE I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!" Marth yelled stupidly at the stupefied faces of Mario, Dedede, Cartman (from South Park), and Weegee.
"Silly Marth! Babies are-a for womens!" Mario smiled.
"NO RLY GUYSE!!! ITZ TRUE!!!"
"Marth, you're retarded. Mario's right. You're not pregnant." He took a breath. "OH GOD I JUST INHALED A NEGATIVE ION!!!" He exploded after stabbing both Ice Climbers in the FACES!
"STUPID! I HAD SEKS WITH IEK I'M PREGNANT OMG! WE NEED A BABEH SHOWAH!!! OH GOD MY WATER JUST BROKE!!!" He doubled over onto the floor. Mario somehow magically became Dr. Mario and helped Marth squeeze the somehow fully-developed fetus out of his PENIS. YES, MARTH HAS A PENIS. NOT A VAGINA. GET IT RIGHT.
"OMG MARF ITZ A BEAUTIFUL BABEH ALIEN!!!" Dr. Mario announced. Ike walked in.
"OMG MARF U CHEATING WHORE!!!!" Ike bitch-slapped Marth across the face. "DO I LOOK LIEK A BRAIN-EATING ALIEN TO YOU??!"
Falco appeared calmly and said boredly, "Yes," then mysteriously vanished.. O.o
"OKEE MAYBE I AM BUT STILL!!! MARF IS A CHEATING WA-HORE!" Ike screamed.
The baby stood up and started to do the Caramelldansen while 'Die Motherfucker Die' blasted from nowhere. When the song was over, the alien baby killed every annoying character in the video game universe, then went to kill Naruto, but made Sasuke and Naruto make another alien baby while filming it and he sent the video to a random Otaku girl wearing a Green Link hat in Texas. He killed Naruto and Sakura then went to burn all of the BBQ joints in the South, making the Otaku girl happy (except for the loss of Rudy's banana pudding T_T). Then, the aliens and Otaku girl ruled the world until the Otaku girl killed both aliens, blew up the Earth, then single-handedly repopulated the human race. That Otaku's name.... was MAMA AXEL. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Fin.)