OH MY GOD!!

HELLO EVERYBODY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR LONG-ABSENT CHAPTER!! I just wanted to let you all know that:

A) NO I AM NOT ABANDONING THESE STORIES!!!

B) I AM MONUMENTALLY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING AND BEING DEAD TO THE WORLD FOR SO LONG!!

C) I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A LAME-$$ EXCUSE FOR BEING GONE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE INSULTING TO YOU GUYS AND ME

and Q) I PROMISE TO UPDATE EACH ONE OF THESE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!! PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME!!!

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY

Sincerely, Akio