Xigbar had no idea he was destroying his reputation and his dignity to go with it… As far as he was concerned, he was just singing and dancing to a song he liked.
He put the hairbrush to his mouth as the vamp came. "Baby, baby, baby…" he sang sweetly. "If you really want me… Honey, get some patience. Maybe then you'll get a taste." He started gently rocking his body with the song. "I'll be tasty, tasty! I'll be laced with lacey! It's so tasty, tasty… It'll make you crazy!"
Then he started popping again as he rapped in Will I Am's voice, "T', to the 'A', to the 'S', 'T', 'Y', damn, I'm so tasty! 'X', to the 'I', to the 'G', 'G', 'Y', damn, I'm so tasty! 'D' to the 'E', to the 'L' 'I' 'C' 'I' 'O' 'U' 'S', to the 'D', to the 'E', to the – to the – to the – hit it Xiggy!"
He stopped popping, and started rapping in Fergie's voice once again, "All the time I turn around 'Members gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my uuhh… (he pressed his fingers to his lips as he said this). I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, lil' mama, I don't wanna take your man! And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how Nobodies wanna eat it. But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele 'cause they say he's…"
He pranced around his room a little more, stepping to the beat, with a grin as big as Kingdom Hearts itself plastered on his face. GOD, I love this song! he thought, still singing his own little version of Fergalicious.
A few seconds passed. He counted off on his fingers as he shouted, "Four, tres, two, uno! …My body stay so vicious!" He pumped his arm up as if lifting weights as he said, "I be up in the gym, just working on my fitness! He's my witness! (he paused as the radio shouted 'Oooh, wee!') I put yo' boy on rock, rock, (he made the pumping motion from before again) And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got!"
He swayed back and forth grinning as he sang, "So delicious… (he paused as the radio sang, 'Aye, aye, aye, aye…') So delicious… ('Aye, aye, aye, aye…') So delicious… ('Aye, aye, aye, aye…') I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty… tasty…?"
Suddenly, he became aware of the chorus of muffled giggles and chuckles. He blinked and glanced around as the radio continued without him, "It's so delicious… (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)…"
Oh! It's coming from outside of my room! He thought, snapping his fingers. He looked at his door, and for the first time, caught sight of that crack in it. He dropped his hairbrush, and sighed, rubbing the back of his head. Oh crap… I hope Axel, Demyx, or Xaldin didn't see me dancing like that… He thought, making his way to the door. They'd never let me live it down…
He reached the door, sighed again, and started pushing it open. "Wha—OH MY GAWD!!!!!" He'd expected to see one or two members of the Organization giggling at him dancing in his undies. Instead, he came face to face with THE WHOLE FREAKIN' ORGANIZATION all with their hand covering their mouths and giving little giggles. All except Luxord. He was staring at Xigbar as if mesmerized. But that didn't exactly make Xigbar feel any better…
His cheeks became a bright pink-ish color. "Uh… Uh… W-What are you—" he coughed a bit into his hand to clear his throat. It still sounded like Fergie's. This just made the rest of The Organization giggle more. His cheeks turned as red as a tomato. "I mean…" he whimpered in his normal voice, "W-What are all of you guys d—"
"Oh, please… Don't stop because of US!" Xemnas cut in, smirking. All attention instantly shifted to him. "Please continue, Mr. Xig-alicious!"
"We be 'linin down the block just to watch what you've got' just like you said!" someone else called from the crowd. Probably Xaldin…
"YEAH!" Demyx piped up. "What was that one thing you were doing…?" Without waiting for an answer, he started doing a goofy imitation of Xigbar's popping.
Axel giggled. "I wonder how you'd look doin' the 'Walk it Out'!" he jeered. It was too much for the Organization to handle, and they all cracked up, roaring with the pent-up laughter that they'd been holding in all that time.
Xigbar's whole face turned a deep red color as he glanced around. Everyone in The Organization was laughing at him… Everyone. Including Zexion.
Number VI. Zexxy. The Cloaked Schemer – MR. EMO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!
Surely, the world was gonna end in 3 days.
Xigbar looked around again, hurt and embarrassment shining brightly in his eyes. He sighed, and lowered his eyes to the ground.
Luxord saw this, and instantly felt badly about laughing at poor Xigbar. He choked down the rest of his laughter, and declared, "Aw, c'mon, guys! Don't be like that!" Everybody stopped and looked at him. He grinned, happy to have this chance to prove himself to Xigbar, and boldly stated, "Hey! I liked his dancing!"
Silence. Xigbar slapped his forehead, then murmured, "Gee, thanks a lot, Luxord… That really meant a lot comin' from you."
He'd meant it sarcastically, but Luxord must have taken it as a compliment, because he beamed, and chirped back, "You're welcome, Xiggy!~"
Xigbar slapped his forehead again. The looks on both of their faces were so priceless, that it sent the whole Organization into a fit of laughter all over again.
Luxord snapped back to attention, and looked around. "What? What did I say?" This just made them laugh harder.
Xigbar moaned, and looked up at the ceiling. Please, God… Take me now…
Xemnas held his side, still shaking with laughter, and gasped, "Okaaaaay… as comedic as this experience was, Luxord's right. We all have things to do, and we cannot simply stand here laughing ourselves into a coma." He crossed his arms, a faint smile on his face. "Back to work – all of you."
They all nodded and wandered off, giggling and chatting with one another. It was no secret who they were talking about, either. Xemnas glanced at Xigbar one more time, then rushed off, holding his hand to his mouth again, barely containing his laughter.
Demyx, Axel, and Xaldin grouped together, started whispering things to each other, then started singing together, in obnoxiously loud voices, "HE'S THE 'X', 'I', 'G', THE 'G', THE 'I', THE 'E', AND CAN'T NO OTHER MEMBER PUT IT DOWN LIKE XIGGY! HE'S FERGALICIOUS!!!!" and cracked up all over again.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?"
Seconds later, they were all dashing through the halls, screaming, with a very pissed off Xigbar hot on their trails – both guns pulled out and ready to shoot somebody.
And so, Demyx's revenge was fulfilled.
No one really mentioned that incident to Xigbar's face again after that day. But sometimes, when he was walking down the halls, they'd snicker, and say something like, "*coughcoughFergaliciouscough*" or "Man… I really feel like goin' up to the gym and workin' on my fitness today… Gotta keep that butt vicious!" or… "Man… This thing is stuck. S, to the T, to the U, C, K, yep, this thing stuck." "Better pop it…" "Could ya… hit it, Xig-gy?"
And if they were particularly brave (or just plain stupid), they'd actually go out of their way to find Xigbar, and announce in loud voice, "MAN! Isn't this the most Xig-alicious day you've ever seen? Yep, it ain't promiscuous or nothin'!" …To their own risk, of course…
After a month or two, they got tired of tormenting Xigbar, and eventually moved on to something else. Even so, no one in The Organization ever quite forgot about that day… Xigbar never found out it was Demyx who'd set him up for the most embarrassing day of his life, either. But one thing was for sure.
Xigbar never listened to Fergalicious ever again.