So…yeah…I got this idea when I was messing around with Sasuke's name…enjoy!

If I owned Naruto, Itachi wouldn't have died.

Team 7 stood under a tree, waiting for Kakashi-sensei to arrive. But, as usual, he was late again. Naruto let out an annoyed sigh. "I'm bored!!! Sasuke, give me something to do!" he whined. Sasuke looked at Naruto out of the corner of his eye. "Go jump off a bridge, then." he said coolly. "Ha ha….very funny." said Naruto with a pout. " I know something we can do, Sasuke-kun!" said Sakura sweetly. But she backed away when Sasuke shot her his famous why-the-hell-are-you-talking-to-me-I'm-too-good-for-you glare. Naruto jumped up and exclaimed "OOH! OOH! I know! Let's play the Name Game!!! Grab a stick or something to write your name in the dirt. Then see how many words you can form with your name!" Sakura rolled her eyes and put her hands on her hips. "That's so stupid!" she said. "Actually, that could kill some time…" said Sasuke in his monotone voice. "Ohh, I agree!" said Sakura in her sweet voice. So they started to play.

SAKURA

"Oh….hmm..I can't really think of anything…" said Sakura, her voice dripping with disappointment.

NARUTO

Naruto furrowed his brow and thought. Then he began to write.

TAN

OUT

RAN

TAR

RANT

RAT

"Okay..that's all I've got." said Naruto, looking down at the ground with satisfaction.

SASUKE

Sasuke took a while to think. He could only think of one word, which was "uke", unfortunately. He hated it when people pointed that out. "I really can't think of anything either…" he said with a sigh. "Oooh! Oooh! I can!" said Naruto. He picked up his stick and wrote.

UKE-ASS

Sasuke flushed a red color that was not seen even in Hinata's face. Naruto smirked at Sasuke and waggled his eyebrows. If it was even possible, Sasuke blushed an even darker shade of red. "NARUTO, YOU DUMBASS!!!" shrieked Sakura, punching Naruto in the face. "That's 53 times now." thought Sasuke, regaining some of his composure. As if from nowhere, Kakashi came climbing down the tree. "Hee hee…the things you do when I'm not I'm around!" he said with a chuckle.

FIN! Reviews, please!