This used to be part of " Conversations between Twilighters" but it's not really a conversation so I put it by itself. Hi peoples! Again. I love the Campfire song from spongebob so here goes nothing…

The Vampire Song

Let's gather round the campfire and sing our vampire song
our v-a-m-p-i-r-e s-o-n-g song and if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong
but it'll help if you just sing alongggg (bum bum bum)
[faster]
v-a-m-p-i-r-e s-o-n-g song v-a-m-p-i-r-e s-o-n-g song and if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong but it'll help if you just sing along
v-a-m-p-i-r-e s-o-n-g song Emmett! (song v-a-m-p-i-r-e-)

Edward! (.......) good!
it'll help! it'll help! if you just sing alonggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!
o yea!

now wasn't that relaxing? =]

thanks to Keri for that one!