This fic was inspired by lovsamonkesuncleyaya and kirsetchers
Note: Some of the deaths may seem unrealistic, but who cares? It's fan FICTION.
It was a nice, sunny, and warm day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi were in their house, having breakfast.
"Well?" Luigi asked.
"Well, what?" Mario replied.
"Mario!! Don't you remember? My birthday is coming up in a week!!" Luigi replied.
"Oh yeah...I'm so sorry." Mario apologized.
"Eh, it's alright. As you age, birthdays become less important. But, since I'm turning 20, it will be special because I am only one step away from becoming a REAL adult!" Cheered Luigi.
"Of course, of course. Does it matter where I put the party at?" Mario asked.
"Not really, I just want my friends to be there." Luigi replied.
"Well, what kind of friends? Cause you know, we DO have like over 100 friends..." Mario asked vaguely.
"I was thinking Daisy, Peach, Yoshi, Birdo, Toadette, Toad, Dixie Kong, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, Boo, Dry Bones, Wario, Waluigi, Goombella, Koops, Koopie Koo, Flurrie, Paper Yoshi, Vivian, Bobbery, Ms. mowz, Goombario, Kooper, Bombette, Parakarry, Bow, Sushi, Lakilester, Lakilulu, Luvbi, Jojora, and Silvia.
"Um...who the heck is Silvia?" Mario blantly asked.
"Don't you remember? She's the noki girl who hangs out with Luvbi all the time. And Luvbi is that white butterfly girl you saved and followed in the nunderwhere back in Super Paper Mario!" Luigi explained.
"Oh yeah...and Jojora is that crystal colored fairy who is the guardian of Joke's End, right?" Mario asked as he looked at the news paper.
"Correct! Anyways, I would appreciate it if you would invite them, and you could invite more if you want." Luigi replied with his sweet smile.
"Just leave it all to me." Replied Mario.
At Goombario's House:
"No way!" Goombella exclaimed.
"Yep, it's true. 26 people in Rogueport died by a murderer who supposedly killed them basing off their names from A to Z." Koopie Koo replied.
"Aww...sad, yet clever. Though, this probably has to be one of the most biggest event to ever happen in Rogueport history." Goombella said in a quiet voice.
"Hey." Said Koops as he came up to the couch. "What are you guys doing?"
"Oh. Didn't you hear? 26 people got killed by their first names alphabetically in Rogueport." Koopie exclaimed.
"I think it could be turned into a movie, really." Added Goombella.
"Really? Then, how come there is no news on this?" Koops asked.
"Because the media tried to hide this to prevent people from panicking, but of course, the internet is your friend." Goombella quickly spoke.
"You guys just like to believe everything you see on the internet, don't you?" Said Goombario as he walked into the kitchen.
"Well, it's interesting, so I'd like to leave it at that." Replied Koopie.
"Would you guys really beleive that a killer would murder people from A to Z on their first names?" Goombario asked again.
"Well, it IS possible. As the years go by, we are getting smarter and smarter. And movies are influencing our ideas to committ crimes and murders just like in those movies." Koops replied with a slight pause.
"Exactly. More people these days are getting killed by easier methods." Goombella added.
"Whatever you say..." Replied Goombario as he went into the fridge.
"Oh, completely forgot I had Apples!" Goombario said. He got one, washed it and took a bite.
"You know...I could write a story about the murders onto fanfiction dot net. I think it would be the most reviewed horror story ever!!" Goombella exclaimed.
"But the thing is, atleast 1 person is bound to know that you copied it off from the A to Z murders and act like a smartass." Koops explained with a wink.
"Eh, I'll just delete the review, and block the user." She replied.
"OOOH!!" Goombario shrieked. "I think that piece of Apple hit the wrong spot! Be right back!!" Then he zoomed off to the bathroom.
As soon as he ran into the bathroom, and shut the door, he felt the sudden urge to throw up. He lifted both toilet seats and did his business. But, what he saw after he did that was NOT a pretty sight.
"Blood...oh my god...I need help!!" Goombario yelled. But, again, he throw up even more blood, but this time, he was actually coughing it up!!
"Oh my god, somebody please help me!!" Goombario screamed as he continued to cough up amounts of blood. His eyes suddenly turned bloodshot, and his eyes were bleeding.
Goombario began to throw up all kinds of nasty stuff now. It would be too gross to describe it, so I'll let you imagine on what he is throwing up. Goombario felt pain everywhere in his body. Okay, he was vomiting his entire stomache up now, but you would probably vomit too if you had seen it..
"Did you guys hear something?" Koopie asked.
"Yeah I did...maybe it's the alphabet murderer!" Koops sarcasticly said.
"Ha...I'll go check on Goombario." Goombella spoke. She got up and walked to where the bathroom was. As she got there, she scream in terror.
"What the...?" Said both Koops and Koopie. They got up and went to where Goombella was and stared in horror at Goombario in a puddle of blood and other...stuff from his stomache.
Koops ran outside and threw up, while Koopie went to dial 911 as fast as she could.
Meanwhile, at Peach's Castle, in her room:
"Ugh...I can not get to sleep!" Peach grunted.
A sudden wind chill flowed through her room. Peach immediately jumped up, as a sudden cold rush went around her body. Her window wasn't open though.
"Okay...that was really weird." Peach said to herself. But, she soon noticed a piece of on the floor.
"Was that there before...?" She asked herself. She got up and went to it, picked it up and it read:
He had liked apples very much, of yes he did. Too bad, he died such a young kid. The next item will be first named with B. It's obvious, can't you see?
"Um...okay then..." Said Peach, still in her tired mode. She decided to keep it and go back to sleep.
End Of Chapter
Sorry the chapter is so short, I've just begun working on my ideas. But anyways, can you guess what caused Goombario's death? It starts with A. Good luck!! ;D